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Weiner as Weapon

17 Mar

I just read the most hilarious news article on BBC News.  According to a report coming out of Scotland, a man was fined for assaulting a female officer with his peen. 

His girlfriend called the cops on him when he was all hammered and belligerent.  When the cops got there, he was sitting on the couch in his man-panties.  It’s unclear how it all happened, but he ended up standing over the female cop and trying to slap the officer in the face with his dick.

Many of us (CLAUDE!!) know this as “foreplay”.