Not so Foxy

9 Mar

In this day and age you have to wonder why on God’s green earth people still get mullets.  What the hell kind of salon are these people going to where their hairdresser says, “You know what would look great on you?  A mullet!”  Why?  WHY??

There’s a woman here that has to be in her late 40’s and has been rocking the fem-mullet as long as I have known her.  You can tell she takes pride in it because she also curls her bans into a tight little curl AND covers the whole thing with hairspray.  It looks crispy to the touch.  Almost like a hair helmet.  Or hair hel-mullet.

How is it possible that after so many years the person that does her hair doesn’t tell her it’s time to get with the program, throw out her Nascar t-shirt, and get a new ‘do? I  just don’t get it.

You know who else sports a mullet?  Jorja Fox (Sarah Sidle)of CSI.  She has to be one of the ugliest women on TV.  With that big fucking gap between her teeth and her hair circa 1983 it’s clear that her stylist either hates her, or is blinder than Ray Charles.  As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure that the real reason that William Peterson (Gil Grissom) left the show was that he needed intense therapy to treat all the trauma from having to look at that hair for so many years.

Jorja, it’s time to make a little effort and fix your god damned hair.  Oh, and learn how to spell your god damned name.  Jorja is a made up spelling for Georgia.

Whore.

 

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10 Responses to “Not so Foxy”

  1. skinni March 9, 2010 at 10:52 am #

    Hilarious! Did you know that mullets are still fashionable among Mexicans? Every time I drive through a ghetto, I see at least one M sporting a mullet. 🙂

    • Catherinette March 9, 2010 at 12:12 pm #

      I am a Mexican and don’t have a mullet. In fact, no one in my family has one…as far as you know. -CS

  2. Michelle March 9, 2010 at 11:31 am #

    I don’t understand the mullet. It’s never been attractive. It just looks fuckin dumb.

    • Catherinette March 9, 2010 at 12:12 pm #

      That’s because it IS dumb. It’s a fashion tragedy, that’s what it is. -CS

  3. Skylers Dad March 9, 2010 at 12:59 pm #

    But it looked good on Garth…

    • Catherinette March 9, 2010 at 1:34 pm #

      You mean on Billy Ray Cyrus? -CS

  4. Chef Green March 9, 2010 at 1:09 pm #

    Oh, you fiesty little tamale! I’ve missed your piss and vinegar.

    • Catherinette March 9, 2010 at 1:34 pm #

      I am here to mock the people and their bad hair.

  5. Mia March 9, 2010 at 1:17 pm #

    Check out Jane Velez-Mitchell on HLN. I think that every single time I see a commercial for her show. WHY?????

    • Catherinette March 9, 2010 at 1:34 pm #

      Thanks for that. I will now have nightmares!

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