Boner is Dead

26 Feb

Tragic news: Boner was found dead today in a park in Vancouver.  Why did he have to kill all my fun Boner jokes?

Maybe we can get Woody Harrelson to disappear for a few days so we can continue the wiener jokes.  Or perhaps Dick Cheney and/or Peter Gallagher can go off into hiding.

Damn it, Boner.  Damn you.

May you rest in peace.

Which is different from resting in piece.  This is only funny if I tell you that 3D used to refer to his junk as “Piece”.  Why?  I do not know.  But we had all sorts of funny jokes about his junk.  For example, he was all about offering “piece to all mankind”.  Sometimes, I would say, “Piece be with you.”  Or we would talk about POTUS (Piece of the United States).

Stupid.

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6 Responses to “Boner is Dead”

  1. BeckEye February 26, 2010 at 5:30 am #

    Poor Boner.

  2. HookdnTX February 26, 2010 at 10:08 am #

    To continue the anatomy jokes: At one point, the Most powerful country in the world (of course I mean the U.S. at the time) was lead by a trio of men named Dick, Bush, and Colon!

  3. Del-V February 26, 2010 at 12:46 pm #

    It’s now time to bury the Boner.

  4. jon February 26, 2010 at 2:00 pm #

    Doctors are not sure if Boner is really dead or just going thru one of his refractory periods.

  5. Skylers Dad February 26, 2010 at 4:20 pm #

    In an odd coincidence, Boner was found stiffer than he had been in ages.

  6. OG February 27, 2010 at 4:42 pm #

    I’m sure that made for good internalized humor everytime there was cake, pie or pizza involved…”would you like a piece”?

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