Just the Tip Tuesday (02/16/10)

16 Feb

Exactly none of the guys that I’ve dated have ever known their way around the kitchen.  Sure, some of them had some mad skills in the bedroom, but when it came to cooking, it was a sad, sad display.

Un-boyfriend made me exactly one omelette in the 2 years we went out.  Mr. Big X was fond of making bland egg sandwiches.  Hairy McBacksweat liked to fry catfish.  When the time came to make the meal, it was my ass in the kitchen.  I enjoy cooking, and I’m pretty good at making some dishes.  It would be nice, however, to find a dude that could cook something other than a bland freaking egg.

Enter today’s pick: Tyler Florence.

Yes, I know that he’s gotten a little doughy lately, but guess what?  I don’t care. 

I used to tune into Food 911 years ago.  It was always hilarious to see all those women doll themselves up.  They all had the same dream that I did: that Tyler Florence would cook them a meal and then molest them over the dining room table.

24 Responses to “Just the Tip Tuesday (02/16/10)”

  1. Sarah P. February 16, 2010 at 10:52 am #

    OMG I absolutely LOVE him! I honestly wouldn’t mind cooking dinner for him, and then he can have me for dessert! YA YA YUMMY!

  2. Catherinette February 16, 2010 at 11:12 am #

    Easy there, Sarah P. I call dibs! -CS

  3. Chef Green February 16, 2010 at 12:34 pm #

    I have wanted his “andouille” for years. YEARS!

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:46 am #

      I bet his sausage is spicy hot!-CS

  4. Red February 16, 2010 at 12:50 pm #

    Mmmm…yes. I don’t care if he’s gotten chubby either. He’s still the hotness.

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:47 am #

      I would totally do him. -CS

  5. Red February 16, 2010 at 1:48 pm #

    I actually don’t dig them too skinny, but I’ve not found skinniness to be a common problem among the men I’ve dated. I’ve had a few men cook me things besides eggs. And EG has come up with a couple of recipes that I now make for him sometimes. Recipes!

    I’ve never seen a Tyler Florence show, but he looks yummy to me.

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:48 am #

      Really skinny men kind of ook me out.

      You need to tune into some Food Network and check him out. He’s quite charming. -CS

  6. Del-V February 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm #

    There’s a new, Mexican “Giada” on the Food Network. You missed your chance Cath!

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:48 am #

      She’s so freaking annoying. -CS

  7. Wynn February 16, 2010 at 2:44 pm #

    I have my little chef-love in James Martin. BBC Food’s hott (in my taste) chef that always did tasty things with chocolate and so on. MMMmm….

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:49 am #

      Why do I not know about this chef? -CS

  8. BeckEye February 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm #

    I don’t watch a lot of cooking shows except Top Chef. And I would still bang the hell out of Season 2 winner, Ilan. Or the one runner-up, Sam.

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:49 am #

      Everyone says wonderful things about the show, but I just can’t get into it. -CS

  9. SPF February 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm #

    Tyler Florence is, without a doubt, the tastiest treat Food Network has to offer. 😉

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:50 am #

      He is quite tasty! -CS

  10. Charmed Girl February 16, 2010 at 6:52 pm #

    Yes, I had that same Food 911 Dream. Sigh.

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:50 am #

      I’m sure that pretty much every chick that was on that show had the same dream. -CS

  11. jon February 16, 2010 at 8:34 pm #

    If you looking to work up a real TV chef sweat AND appetite order off the Curtis Stone menu….or go for a Tyler/Curtis foursome.

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:51 am #

      Why does Oprah ruin everything? And who the hell is that blasted little blond on the left?? -CS

  12. Sooz February 16, 2010 at 11:39 pm #

    Yuk. totally yuk. am I missing something? maybe its just because a] I have no clue who he is and b] I dont get off on food

    • Catherinette February 17, 2010 at 9:51 am #

      You need to expand your horizons, woman! -CS

  13. Pkitass February 17, 2010 at 3:04 pm #

    His my boyfriend but doesn’t know it yet…. I have someone who cooks dinner for me every single night I rarely cook (only when his not around)

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