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Strong Enough for a Man, But Made for a Woman (If She Remembers to Put it On)

God freaking damn it.

God damn it!

Of all the days how is it that today I forget?

Hair looks great.  Zero bags under the eyes.  Just the right amount of cleavage is peeping out of the top.  Skirt is at an appropriate length and looks extra saucy with the kick pleat. 

All of these preparations mean nothing.  NOTHING!  I freaking forgot my deodorant AGAIN!  Now when my secret boyfriend comes to see me all he’s going to get is a big nasty blast of body odor.  FUCK!