I have spent the last 3 hours staring at a stupid spreadsheet. My eyes are bleeding. I fucking hate excel with a fiery passion hotter than one million billion trillion gazillion bolts of lightening.
Hate.
Loathe.
Abhor.
Detest.
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What do you have to do using Excel? Can I help?
I have to scrub a stupid list. It’s just a really ugly process that happens to have excel. -CS
you hate excel like i hate data entry. reminded me of the song “fuck you” by lily allen…it’s uh-mazing.
I’m going to sue the company I work for for ruining my perfect vision…..maybe you should too??
Let’s start a class action lawsuit against Corporate America. That would work. -CS
I completely understand, agree and am equally blind.
Excel should be murdered. -CS
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK THE EXCEL
Anything we can help you with? Not a guru, but pretty proficient with it…
Sadly, no. I wish it was some formula. Instead I have to comb through the 600 names and figure out who still works here and what department their in. It’s awesome. -CS
Sounds like Excel needs a slap on the booty.
And not in a good way. -CS
You’re crazy. I heart Excel. Formulas complete me.
Why do you have to lie to all my readers? No one loves Excel. -CS
“Sadly, no. I wish it was some formula. Instead I have to comb through the 600 names and figure out who still works here and what department their in. It’s awesome. -CS’
Well that’s not Excel’s fault! But it does suck completely and you have my sympathy.
It is!! There’s a problem with the sorting and the filtering and it can’t be fixed. I blame all of life’s evils on Excel. -CS
fuck you too and the horse you rode in on……………
Ummm….Is this your way of telling me you love Excel? -CS
still staring at a fucking formula thats entered in perfectly but still wont work!
Fuck excel and it’s date formats,…it’s unexplained tendency to restrict read-write permissions out of fucking nowhere (open and edit a document 200 times and time number 201, it needs permission), for the features we don’t need, and every goddamn time that POS auto corrects some shit that I then spend 20 minutes figuring out how to turn it off or defeat. Excel, double, no triple…fuck you.
We all hate this fuckin excel I just abhor excelllllll motherfucker excel
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so I hate excel my self. Im trying to put a date in. My own way cause thats how the hell i want it. so i go to cell i input 11:00 am, why? cause i feel like it. I dont want a.m. because it takes too much damn space, in this particular case. so i Input 11:00 am a whole bunch of #### appear why , cause my number is too long but how can it be since i made shortcuts to make sure it fits. I click on the freakin cell it says that is now a personalized hour cell.. i change it back to general changes my 11:00 am to .045. i input 11:00 am again cause it changed my rule again what the hell.