I have spent the last 3 hours staring at a stupid spreadsheet. My eyes are bleeding. I fucking hate excel with a fiery passion hotter than one million billion trillion gazillion bolts of lightening.
Hate.
Loathe.
Abhor.
Detest.
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What do you have to do using Excel? Can I help?
I have to scrub a stupid list. It’s just a really ugly process that happens to have excel. -CS
you hate excel like i hate data entry. reminded me of the song “fuck you” by lily allen…it’s uh-mazing.
I’m going to sue the company I work for for ruining my perfect vision…..maybe you should too??
Let’s start a class action lawsuit against Corporate America. That would work. -CS
I completely understand, agree and am equally blind.
Excel should be murdered. -CS
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK THE EXCEL
Anything we can help you with? Not a guru, but pretty proficient with it…
Sadly, no. I wish it was some formula. Instead I have to comb through the 600 names and figure out who still works here and what department their in. It’s awesome. -CS
Sounds like Excel needs a slap on the booty.
And not in a good way. -CS
You’re crazy. I heart Excel. Formulas complete me.
Why do you have to lie to all my readers? No one loves Excel. -CS
“Sadly, no. I wish it was some formula. Instead I have to comb through the 600 names and figure out who still works here and what department their in. It’s awesome. -CS’
Well that’s not Excel’s fault! But it does suck completely and you have my sympathy.
It is!! There’s a problem with the sorting and the filtering and it can’t be fixed. I blame all of life’s evils on Excel. -CS
fuck you too and the horse you rode in on……………
Ummm….Is this your way of telling me you love Excel? -CS
still staring at a fucking formula thats entered in perfectly but still wont work!
Fuck excel and it’s date formats,…it’s unexplained tendency to restrict read-write permissions out of fucking nowhere (open and edit a document 200 times and time number 201, it needs permission), for the features we don’t need, and every goddamn time that POS auto corrects some shit that I then spend 20 minutes figuring out how to turn it off or defeat. Excel, double, no triple…fuck you.
We all hate this fuckin excel I just abhor excelllllll motherfucker excel
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so I hate excel my self. Im trying to put a date in. My own way cause thats how the hell i want it. so i go to cell i input 11:00 am, why? cause i feel like it. I dont want a.m. because it takes too much damn space, in this particular case. so i Input 11:00 am a whole bunch of #### appear why , cause my number is too long but how can it be since i made shortcuts to make sure it fits. I click on the freakin cell it says that is now a personalized hour cell.. i change it back to general changes my 11:00 am to .045. i input 11:00 am again cause it changed my rule again what the hell.
…also, don’t ever try to install the Hortonworks ODBC Data Source in Excel. It won’t work, and it will probably make you cry.
I agree, Excel and even Synology Office can lick the dirtiest part of my taint. Even for 100 million dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick inside of Excel, and I have fuck sooooo many things. If given the choice the eat my own shit, puke it up, then eat the shit I puked up, or use Excel, I would choose option 1. Fuck you Excel in your dirty horrible poopshoot.