I’m not sure which I hate more: my fat ass or going to the gym. Lately it’s been going to the gym. Ugh, this is not winding up to be the thin 2010 I had hoped for.
What makes matters even worse is that I have my 15 year college reunion this year. That’s right, 15 year reunion – I graduated from college when I was 12. It’s awesome. I’ll see all my old classmates and not only will I still be single, but I’ll be fat too. Maybe if I’m lucky all my hair will fall out and I’ll suddenly develop a lazy eye.
I thought that watching The Biggest Loser might inspire me. Yeah, not so much. Instead I just sat on the couch and cried the whole entire time. I don’t know what the hell it is about that show but it makes me weep like a freaking baby. Every damn episode, I just can’t help myself. At least I didn’t sit on the couch and eat my feelings while watching it. I’ve got that going for myself.
