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You’re Telling Me That G Love is a Myth??

6 Jan

Say it isn’t so!  A study recently published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine claims that the G-spot is a total myth.  According to the study that was done, the results show that “the G-spot may be a figment of women’s imagination.”

Next thing you know they’re going to be telling us that there’s no such thing as “the perfect man” or “love at first sight.” 

Why you gotta rain on our parades, scientists?  WHY?

Can’t you go out there and work on debunking other myths.  Like “blue balls”?  That shit ain’t real, we all know it.  It’s just a cheap tactic given by dudes to try to make us feel bad about ending the wristie too soon.  My guess is that all you men get pulled into a room when you’re young and get told this story about how if a chick is a cock tease you can tell her this fairy tale staring “blue balls” and then she’ll feel all guilty and proceed to wank it for you until you get your special dressing all over her blue dress (right, Monica Lewinsky).

Tell me the truth, male readers, that’s what happens, isn’t it?