There are 3 huge reasons that I would like to throw this day away and pretend it never happened.
- I woke up hungover as hell and had to drag myself into work. 5 hours of sleep and a hangover make for a rotten day at work.
- It’s 7:00 pm and I’m still at work. Why? you ask, because I have a paper due tomorrow and I was too busy getting drunk last night to write it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to try to put together a coherent sentence when you’re hungover? Yeah. It’s really fucking hard. That’s what she said.
- Fucking Simone appeared out of NOWHERE and planted herself on my right cheek. She’s so massive that I’m pretty sure that she would scare small children and/or animals.
