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Today SUPER Sucks

26 Oct

There are 3 huge reasons that I would like to throw this day away and pretend it never happened.

  1. I woke up hungover as hell and had to drag myself into work.  5 hours of sleep and a hangover make for a rotten day at work.
  2. It’s 7:00 pm and I’m still at work.  Why? you ask, because I have a paper due tomorrow and I was too busy getting drunk last night to write it.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to try to put together a coherent sentence when you’re hungover?  Yeah.  It’s really fucking hard.  That’s what she said.
  3. Fucking Simone appeared out of NOWHERE and planted herself on my right cheek.  She’s so massive that I’m pretty sure that she would scare small children and/or animals.