Who the Hell Taught This Kid to Brush His Teeth??

22 Oct

It’s a known fact that adults hate Barney the Dinosaur.  In fact, most parents will go to great lengths to ensure their children NEVER see him so they can’t get hooked.

Well, parents, I have another reason for you to hate Barney: apparently, he’s a giant purple pervert.

If I had to guess, I’d think that this kid was spending FAR too much time hanging out with the likes of Jewcy Bits.  Either that or else his dentist is probably molesting him.

9 Responses to “Who the Hell Taught This Kid to Brush His Teeth??”

  1. Jan @ Struck by Serendipity October 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm #

    LOL….Whoever that kid is…he will never live this video down.

  2. Evenrant October 22, 2009 at 3:17 pm #

    Damn it! I spewed coffee all over my monitor at work. OMG that is funny!

  3. jon October 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm #

    Chronic Unfulfilled Desire Syndrome. Lets hope that kid does not spend adulthood satifying his childhood desires.

  4. Harna October 22, 2009 at 11:28 pm #

    OH MY GOD! HAHAHAAAA! Fucking Barney.

  5. Harna October 23, 2009 at 6:20 am #

    OH MY GOD! HAHAHAAAA! Fucking Barney.
    OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi

  6. Mimi October 23, 2009 at 11:46 am #

    I used to do therapy with autistic children and one of the rewards for one of the kids was getting to watch Barney. One of the girls I worked with was from Texas and her guy friend was on the show and I swear that looks like the guy she showed me in one of the videos… ahhhh

  7. Jon October 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    Based solely on that kid’s dance moves & wardrobe, I’d bet he has a long future of “brushing his teeth” ahead of him…

  8. Debbie October 26, 2009 at 12:31 pm #


  9. DrZibbs November 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm #

    Hahahaha. LOVE IT!!!

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