It’s a known fact that adults hate Barney the Dinosaur. In fact, most parents will go to great lengths to ensure their children NEVER see him so they can’t get hooked.
Well, parents, I have another reason for you to hate Barney: apparently, he’s a giant purple pervert.
If I had to guess, I’d think that this kid was spending FAR too much time hanging out with the likes of Jewcy Bits. Either that or else his dentist is probably molesting him.
