I have decided to give up and go home to die. Granted, I don’t feel as bad as I did last year when I learned so many valuable lessons AND spent much of my time smelling like fried chicken (though that could have been attributed to the blood poisoning/fever dreams).
Man, I’ll tell you, there’s really nothing like feeling nausea AND having cramps. It truly is a god awful feeling. And the headache makes my stomach hurt even more. I would consider crying, but I’m afraid that will make my head hurt more which will lead me one step closer to throwing up the peanut butter and jelly sandwich I had for breakfast this morning.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have a nap to take. Hopefully, the wonderful headache/cramp/nausea combo will have worked its way out of my system.
