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Worse Than The One-Two Combo

19 Oct

I have decided to give up and go home to die.  Granted, I don’t feel as bad as I did last year when I learned so many valuable lessons AND spent much of my time smelling like fried chicken (though that could have been attributed to the blood poisoning/fever dreams).

Man, I’ll tell you, there’s really nothing like feeling nausea AND having cramps.  It truly is a god awful feeling.  And the headache makes my stomach hurt even more.  I would consider crying, but I’m afraid that will make my head hurt more which will lead me one step closer to throwing up the peanut butter and jelly sandwich I had for breakfast this morning.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a nap to take.  Hopefully, the wonderful headache/cramp/nausea combo will have worked its way out of my system.

Monday is Swedish for “Kill Me”

19 Oct

I have a headache and I want to throw up all over my keyboard.

Perhaps I should go home and be miserable in the comfort of my own home.

Oh, and I have cramps too.