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You Know You Need A Shower When…

14 Oct

A coworker walks by your desk and asks you if you enjoyed the tuna fish sandwich you had for lunch*.

Ladies, let’s keep it clean, shall we?  I don’t want to go home smelling like a fish market because you were too lazy to wash before coming to work.

 

*NO!  That did not happen to me.

Is It Supposed to Taste Like That?

14 Oct

First of all, that’s what she said.

Second, your mom knows what it’s supposed to taste like.

Okay, now that that’s out of the way, we can begin the post.  Know what’s delicious?  Those tiny Baby-Bel cheeses. 

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There’s nothing like some bite sized cheese wrapped in wax.  When I was little I would inhale the cheese, and then play with the wax for hours.  Some kids eat paste, others eat play dough, I played with the left behind cheese wax.

As an adult, I no longer play with that wax – now I spend my time just inhaling the cheese.  There’s a slight problem that I noticed this afternoon just as I swallowed the last little bit (TWSS): the cheese leaves a really nasty after taste in your mouth. 

I don’t know how to describe it other than it tastes like ass*.  You know that horrible taste you get in your mouth right as you wake up?  It pretty much tastes like that.

 

*Please note that I have actually never eaten ass (nor do I intend to), but it’s what I imagine ass to taste like.