An Important Tip for Pregnant Women

7 Oct

According to BBC News, some medical experts in Edinburgh and Helsinki universities are claiming that pregnant women who consume large amounts of licorice during pregnancy may have children with lower test scores.  There seems to be some impact on the placenta and blah, blah, other important medical findings, etc.

Ladies, let this be a lesson to you: stay away from Sambuca and Jaegermeister while you’re with child.

3 Responses to “An Important Tip for Pregnant Women”

  1. Del-V October 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm #

    What about cherry twizzlers?

  2. jon October 7, 2009 at 1:01 pm #

    If you dig deep into test data it showed that children will likely have lower test scores, but their knowlege of the licorish tasking alcoholic drink recipes is equit extraordinary.

  3. Singletude October 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm #

    Pregnant women should just fast for nine months. That way they can’t possibly contaminate their offspring, and they won’t have extra pounds to whine about after the birth.

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