The Sticky Side of Revenge

11 Sep

Most of us have been spurned by a lover at some point.  Perhaps they stand us up for our one year anniversary, or they lure us to Chicago for New Year’s and then break up with us at 2:00 in the morning about 30 seconds after having sex with us, or they’ve cheated on us.  These are all totally hypothetical reasons – except the Chicago thing.  Bastard.

We all dream of revenge.  Perhaps we’ll send a giant box of elephant poop to their house.  Or we dream of losing 60 pounds and tightening up or flab and then parading around in front of them so they can realize what they’ve lost.  Or they might even take my sister’s approach and key “Hi!” with a smiley face on the side of his car while a friend pees on one of the tires.  Whatever, we all have a fantasy about it.

Some people go a little further and actually exact their revenge on the douche bag that deserves it.  Take the several women in Wisconsin who decided to confront the dude that was cheating on all of them.  He was married, and he had a few lovers on the side.  After they all found out, they decided to lure him to a hotel room.  He went, thinking that he was going to meet one of his lovers.  After she tied him up and blindfolded him, she sent the other girls a text message that he was tied up.  In walked the other ladies!

We all know that for a split second this dude probably thought he was going to have a foursome with all the ladies.  Instead, he ended up with his penis super glued to his stomach.

Take that, douche bag!

Special thanks to CNN for bringing us this wonderful and heart warming story.


10 Responses to “The Sticky Side of Revenge”

  1. BeckEye September 11, 2009 at 10:19 am #

    They should have hired a tattoo artist to come in and tattoo “douchebag” on his forehead.

    That would have been pretty sweet too. -CS

  2. Jan @ Struck by Serendipity September 11, 2009 at 10:20 am #

    Haha…love this story. Those ladies are my heros.

    Don’t you just want to high five each and every one? -CS

  3. Jormengrund September 11, 2009 at 11:14 am #

    Superglue and peen just don’t mix.

    All I can say is.. OWTCH!

    Apparently neither do wives and girlfriends. -CS

  4. Tabbie McTabaroni September 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm #

    The majority of my boyfriends/ex husbands have been so clearly upset after our break ups that I haven’t wanted to hurt them any further. But one- Jason B. Sunofabitch. He was dating 3 girls at once. He was a senior in high school and I was a sophomore. I would have loved to super glue his peen to his stomach, but it never would have reached that far.

  5. Jon September 11, 2009 at 3:06 pm #

    Wow. Looking at those ladies’ mugshots…. ummm… maybe superglue was the lesser evil?

  6. Rugged Fox September 11, 2009 at 5:54 pm #

    I can’t say I have thought about revenge too much in life! Generally as soon as I start to scheme I get distracted by gin or a sidewalk sale.

  7. jon September 11, 2009 at 7:24 pm #

    It’s really sad when people don’t even try to work out their differences the old fashioned way…..with duct tape.

  8. maria September 12, 2009 at 10:38 pm #

    lmao those ladies deserve medals!! that is a freaking riot!!!!!

  9. tulipgirl77 September 12, 2009 at 11:30 pm #

    That was a great story! Thanks for making me laugh tonight-

  10. Singletude September 18, 2009 at 10:08 pm #

    Hard Candy in real life, only funnier. That needs to be a movie scene.

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