You all know that I have a special place in my heart (and pants) for douche bags. And you all know that deep down inside you freaking LOVE it when I make some stupid ass decision and then write all about it so you can judge away and hear all about my “interesting” encounter. Let’s just be clear that by “interesting” I mean “sexual”.
It occurred to me this afternoon that aside from Notebook and 3D having hot bodies AND being douche bags, that they had something else in common. Both of them have birthdays on Friday. This leads me to believe that I need to start asking dudes for their birthdays before I ask them to see their peens. As far as I’m concerned, all men born on October 2nd are officially off limits.
On a side note, I’m going to totally go ahead and assume that Mr. Yellow(ish) Mustang also had a birthday on October 2nd. It’s just the right thing to do.