I am hilarious. Seriously. Hilarious.
- Jack Ass (referring to a volunteer activity he did): I’ve never done it with kids before.
- Me: That’s just as well because it’s illegal.
[insert drum roll here]
I am hilarious. Seriously. Hilarious.
[insert drum roll here]
b’doom tish!
I stopped touting the “smoking monkey” gag as a comedy classic, after the monkey dozed off and left several burn marks in the upholstery of my favorite chair.
Bucket of fish!!! (That’s what it always sounds like to me)