Further Proof That Life Hates Me

9 Jul

Murphy’s Law

If you wear white pants, you will spill something on them.

Catherinette’s Law

If you wear white pants, you will spill something on them AND you will get your period early.

I’ve been wearing these stupid pants for less than 2 hours, and in that time, I’ve managed to dump an ENTIRE cup of coffee in my lap AND get my period a week early. Great. Awesome. White freaking pants. I knew this was going to happen, I freaking KNEW it, and yet I wore them anyway. “Ha ha” I thought to myself as I was putting them on this morning, “wouldn’t it be funny if I got my period today?” Yeah, not funny.

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6 Responses to “Further Proof That Life Hates Me”

  1. Red July 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm #

    I have never gotten my period early, I don’t think. Not ever. Late on the other hand…good times! The pill is my friend.

  2. Dog Bite July 9, 2009 at 12:23 pm #

    OMG! That is so horrifying!

  3. jon July 9, 2009 at 1:19 pm #

    When was the late time reality did you any favors?

  4. Chef Green July 9, 2009 at 10:27 pm #

    Oh this is verdamente dreadful. NOT haute. Not haute at all.

    I weep!

  5. Melrox July 10, 2009 at 9:16 am #

    Getting your period early is better than not getting it at all.

  6. Christine Staley July 15, 2009 at 10:57 pm #

    I wore white pants today and had dreaded thoughts the same thing would happen to me! luckily I just paid my monthly bill, but expected to get kicked with a late fee!

    I’m proud to report I made it all day and the pants are still white.

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