I Can Feel My IQ Dropping

30 Jun

Once again my sister has the remote control.  Thankfully, today I’m not being forced to watch “House Hunters”.  Instead, she’s decided that tonight we should watch “NYC Prep”.

It’s like the real version of “Gossip Girl”.  Oh, wait, or the NYC version of “Laguna Beach”.  It’s freaking awful.  I’ve just spent the last 5 minutes watching 3 girls (all around 16 and under) discussing how they’ve all been out with this one dude.  Apparently, if you’re a rich girl that lives in NYC you’re drawn to total f’ing tools.  The guy seriously spent more time flipping his hair during one date than all of the girls combined one the show.

Oh, sweet.  Since she can’t stand commercials we’re now watching some retarded exposes on Michael Jackson.

If she doesn’t stop soon, I’m going to wrestle the remote out of her hand and beat her with it.

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4 Responses to “I Can Feel My IQ Dropping”

  1. BeckEye June 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm #

    I watch a lot of crap, but even I have standards that won’t allow me to watch NYC Prep.

  2. gullybogan July 1, 2009 at 6:36 am #

    They made a documentary about rich girls who live in New York?

    I’d like to have seen the whiteboard at *that* meeting. You know, just to see what else was on there as a possibility.

    Oh, i think i can guess… how about a documentary about the train system in New York, or about the man who makes the sewer cover lids in New York, or about the person who checks the bacteria levels in the hot water in the hot dog stands in New York, or the woman whose job it is to clean the subway steps in New York, or about being a struggling writer in New York, or about world poverty.

    Oops. Don’t know how that last one got in.

    It should have been, “or about how scared people who live in New York are that they may one day be in some way affected by the postulated world that is rumoured to exist outside of New York.”

    New York shits me.

  3. Del-V July 1, 2009 at 11:59 am #

    NYC Prep makes you feel dumb but Brett Michael’s Bus of Love doesn’t. Wow. NYC Prep must be a really, really bad show.

  4. jon July 2, 2009 at 3:43 pm #

    IQ Drop?….Does that feel anything like saggage in bust line? Just wondering.

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