Putting the “BJ” in “BJHNoM”

19 Jun

Those of you that have been readers for some time (all 3 of you) know that I’m not conservative by any stretch of the imagination.  Post topics have ranged from Bartles & Jaymes to golden showers to yeast infections to gay sex in the men’s room to Lord only knows what else.  I believe we’ve even discussed porn.  No?  Maybe we should.

Another time.

Although I’m liberal and pretty much game for discussing just about anything, I’m still shocked by some of the search terms that lead people to this little blog.  This goes way beyond the “pooping tranny” search which seems to be a popular search term. 

Let me share some examples of the disturbing ones:

  • girl motorboating guys ass
  • nikki sixx tommy lee raped dirt

I don’t care how much you’re getting paid or how desperate you are for just one more hit, there is NO reason on this earth why anyone should motorboat a guy’s ass.  No reason.

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10 Responses to “Putting the “BJ” in “BJHNoM””

  1. Red June 19, 2009 at 7:21 am #

    The top search that brings people to “What I Like About the Universe” is “julie andrews topless.” EG came up with a clever answer to that; scroll to the bottom to see.

    Why would anyone want to see a naked Julie Andrews? -CS

  2. Del-V June 19, 2009 at 7:35 am #

    The top search that brings people to “The Man Who Knew Too Much” is “Kate Amara Nude.” The weird thing is, all the searches are from Connecticut and not from Baltimore, like I would expect.

    Are you going to Connecticut every day to do a search for “Kate Amara Nude?” -CS

  3. Aritza, Goddess of .. June 19, 2009 at 8:50 am #

    How do you figure out what top search brings people to your blog ? I think I might be web-tarded !

    It’s the magic of wordpress, my dear. There’s a page with Blog Stats that tells you how many hits your getting, the most popular outgoing links, and the search terms that lead people to your blog. It’s pretty sweet. -CS

  4. Chef Green June 19, 2009 at 10:57 am #

    Oh how I love your filth!

    #1 I think you should question Claude about the motorboating of the bum. I mean, I dont know how it works with you straight folks but it can fly between the boys…!

    #2 I totally need to move to wordpress. Stupid web smart people

    I’m afraid to ask Claude. I’ll end up having nightmares for at least a week I think. -CS

  5. Harna June 19, 2009 at 1:10 pm #

    Yes, ban on female to male ass motorboating. I’m also quite disturbed at some of the searches that lead to my blog such as “shoving random objects in ladies’ vaginas and arses.”

    I’m not quite sure when I blogged about that or used the word “arse” since I clearly prefer “ass,” but it’s not entirely impossible.

  6. Dani June 19, 2009 at 6:47 pm #

    I have been quite disturbed recently by people coming to my site because they are interesting in doing your brother in the ass. WTF?

  7. gullybogan June 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm #

    I have a lot of readers who are keen to see basketballer Lauren Jackson nude.

    I’ve written, like, a million words on a wide range of fascinating topics, but 98% of visitors to my site go there to see photographic evidence that Lauren Jackson has nipples.

    It’s way encouraging.

    So today i’m doing an article on the fact that photographic evidence has emerged that Miranda Kerr has nipples.

    As Barnum said, give the people what they want, and always leave them wanting more.

  8. theblacktulip June 20, 2009 at 12:31 am #

    I wouldn’t even motorboat Leo DiCaprio’s ass…that’s how wrong that is! filth filth filth!

    Most of my search terms are vagina related….colorful vagina related. Like purple vagina, green vagina, vomit vagina….I would give up some of the vagina for a little motorboatin’ action. I’m all vagina’d out.

  9. Mumfry June 20, 2009 at 12:42 pm #

    I enjoyed this post

  10. Anon February 7, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

    “there is NO reason on this earth why anyone should motorboat a guy’s ass. No reason.”

    Quite a few girls I knew back in high school loved to motorboat guys’ butts. Just sayin’.

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