The Truth Behind Foxy’s Disappearance

14 Jun

Rumors have been floating around the internet regarding Foxy’s whereabouts.  There are several 100 websites dedicated to identifying truck stops and bus stations where you may find Foxy giving wristies in the last stall.  A dozen other websites have appeared with reports that Foxy has been checked into the Betty Ford Clinic.  And there’s even one that’s indicated that Foxy has succumbed to a raging case of the clap. 

All of those rumors are false.  Her case of the clap was pretty mild and successfully treated with a course of antibiotics.

A bunch of you have been emailing me asking what the hell has happened to Foxy.  Okay, 2 of you, but still…  Well, just like Pistols before her, Foxy is too busy living her life to bother to entertain us with her stories.  I know, I know.  What a bitch.  Oh, and to make matters more interesting, that dirty little vag joke loving bitch has gone and knocked herself up.  And that my dears, is the truth.  Our beloved Foxy Luv is with child. 

For those of you that were hoping to get that toothless BJ at the local bus station, no need to worry: Foxy is still looking to make some extra cash on the side.

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11 Responses to “The Truth Behind Foxy’s Disappearance”

  1. Wynn June 14, 2009 at 7:13 pm #

    Aw, you tell her that a bus stop isn’t the place for a child, unless she brings the comfort blankie and a mobile phone that airs Teletubbies. That shit’s crazy for the kiddies.

  2. MsDarkstar June 14, 2009 at 8:24 pm #

    Well, I know the crazy Foxy wanted to get knocked up so congrats to her. Hope she can narrow the field of potential babydaddies down to a couple hundred!

    Hrumph. The nerve of her, getting a LIFE!

    • gullybogan June 16, 2009 at 6:28 am #

      Technically, it sounds like she’s gotten herself *two* lives.

  3. Jewcy Bits June 14, 2009 at 9:26 pm #

    She’s such a dirty tramp. I should have knocked some sense into her when I had the chance. Maybe I’ll tell her pimp that she is stealing money from him and let him take care of it.

  4. Del-V June 15, 2009 at 6:02 am #

    I can’t wait till the Maury Povich Show where we all find out who the baby’s daddy is.

  5. teri June 15, 2009 at 7:03 am #

    Congrats to Foxy. She’s allowed to go and have a baby and not tell us about it. That’s fine. *sob*

    At least we have Catherinette to keep us informed.

  6. Tony Alva June 15, 2009 at 8:19 am #

    Holy Freeholi!!! Foxy’s prego?!!! THAT is good news indeed. The infert thing was really bumming her out before she dropped of the radar. Encorage your friend to put together an update that she can post here if possible and please tell her congratulations from Tony Alva and his wife!

  7. Amadeo June 15, 2009 at 9:25 am #

    The more I think of it…that may be one of the better episodes of maury.

  8. evenrant June 15, 2009 at 10:45 am #

    She will have to start offering discounts when she starts showing. Grayhound patrons don’t go for the fat and toothless look.

  9. The Infamous JP June 15, 2009 at 12:07 pm #

    Does this mean that you will be taking over her whoring duties by opening your own vag business at the local truck stop? Or do we need to find ourselves a replacement Foxy?

  10. conchette June 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm #

    WOOOOO HOOOOOO FOXY!

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