The Mouth Herp

27 May

Guess who has a dirty cold sore (obviously the result of partaking in too many debauched shenanigans in the mens’ room) sprouting on their lip?

No, it’s not Foxy!  Though that would have been my first guess too.  She’s really cut her hours back at the bus station and is trying to spend more time at home with the family these days. 

It’s not Pistols who decided to get himself a life and has stopped blogging.  Oh, Pistols, he’s made me so angry that I could throw things.  I mean really, how freaking DARE HE??  Those of us without lives need to be entertained by his shenanigans.  We must all grieve.  For those of you that thought he had just shunned you and that’s why you were locked out of his blog, rest assured that he has shunned all of us and is too busy looking at online porn to write anymore.  Bastard.

No, no, my friends, it was our dear sweet and oh-so-innocent Claude that has gone and found himself a nice mouth sore for all the boys to enjoy.

10 Responses to “The Mouth Herp”

  1. Philly May 27, 2009 at 8:44 am #

    Don’t you hate when people go private and do not invite you? Bastid

    It makes me so angry. When I saw that Pistols’ blog required a password, I immedately emailed him and demanded the password. It was then that he told me that he was “taking a break” from writing.

    Ugh, I hate him for having a life. -CS

  2. AlwaysAllah May 27, 2009 at 8:45 am #

    I was wondering what was going on with Pistols…! How freaking dare he get a love life? How. Freaking. Dare. He. =(

    So selfish! -CS

  3. Del-V May 27, 2009 at 9:24 am #

    Pistols said the same thing to me about the password. And I thought we were all blog-buddies. I guess I was wrong.

    The difference between me and Pistols (other than the lack of writing skill on my end) is that if I made my blog password protected everyone would get their dick and fart jokes from a million other places rather than ask me for the password. Damn you, Pistols, damn you!

  4. the ambiguous blob May 27, 2009 at 12:12 pm #

    I, at least, left a note on my profile when I took off on my little blogging break and invited anyone who emailed me to read my supah boring, new blog.
    It makes me so sad that I can’t read his stuff anymore. Sad like when I realize my friend has contracted mouth herps.

  5. cdp May 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    At some point, Pistols will realize that he has a responsibility to his readership. I have no other source when I need information on snack food or jokes about venereal disease. Damn him.

  6. evenrant May 27, 2009 at 12:20 pm #

    With Pistols gone – Catherinette now gets all the attention – don’t let it go to your head!

    P.S. Pistols – that just ain’t right!~

  7. jon May 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm #

    While it’s certainly sad news about the passing of “Save Your Generation”…..I’m sure Pistols himself would be the first to agree that “Rigor mortus is the new Viagra.”

    Long Live BJHNOM!

  8. Cathy Greaves May 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm #

    I hate that Pistols is gone. Hate it!

  9. gnugs May 28, 2009 at 9:56 am #

    I’m in shock. Crying, tearing hair, wailing like I was paid to do it, and paid well.

    What, did he fall over and land in a girl? Too much distraction? His fingers got so large he kept typing “p-l-o” instead of “s”?

    sooo ANGRY!

    But all is not lost, as we still have you, Ms. Singleton. We still have you.

    Right? RIGHT???

  10. Dani May 28, 2009 at 8:05 pm #

    What I have learned from reading the comments:

    Pistols trumps mouth sores
    Blog passwords are BAD
    Pistols was a god

    If only I had known him. So sad.

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