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Just the Tip Tuesday (05/26/09)

26 May

There is nothing that helps the grieving process like objectifying hot mens.  The second I feel my eyes begin to well up, or a lump developing in my throat, I begin searching for pics of some tasty eye candy.

I’d like to thank Gabriel Aubrey for helping me make it through the workday.

gabriel aubrey

That Halle Barry is one lucky bitch.  Could you imagine waking up next to him every morning?  Or even having him paw you with his glorious man hands?  Or perhaps just disrespecting you with his model peen?

God, he is hot.

Google Can Suck It

26 May

God f’ing damn it.  No, really.  For the freaking love!!

I managed to drag my ass out of bed this morning and make it into work after a night of about 15 minutes of sleep.  Functioning on such little sleep requires that I do as little work as possible (which doesn’t make it very different than any other day at work).  Today I decided it would be a fun idea to fool around with my Google homepage and see if there were any new applications I need.

Behold Google Latitude!  It reports where your friends are and will share your location.  I decide it’s a good idea.  It asks me to select contacts from a list.  Sweet, I think to myself, now I can secretly stalk stupid 3D to see what he’s up to.

No, no!  It’s not that easy.

You see, it sends a fucking INVITATION to their god damn email when you click on their name.  That means that 3D is starting at an email from me inviting him to share his location with me.

God.  Damn. It.

Fucking Google.