At the Gallery Starbucks this morning…chatting with what appeared to be a co-worker. Mr. Big X drinking coffee and looking like he had really aged.
xoxo
Gossip Girl
That was the email that a girlfriend of mine (Mr. Big X’s ex-roommate) sent to me this morning. Man do I love hearing about ex-boyfriends aging, especially when the information is delivered Gossip Girl style.
There’s only one problem with the message: I need more details and a photograph. Was there a double chin? A receding hairline? A gut?
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Gray hair and liver spots.
He pretty much looks the same as you like to remember him.
I hate any information about exs. I just prefer to pretend like, after me, they just ceased to exist.
Yes, that email was a little TOO much Gossip Girl like with its vagueness and ambiguity. We need details!
Ahhhh….see, I’m not a fan of hearing about any ex. It just makes my blood boil. The all suck. Every last one of them. They need to be covered in boils and scabs and their penis’s rot off! 🙂
I’m so with maggie and kitty here. Except for…I’m not doing such a good job at keeping the X Files closed. I had yet *another* run in with an X today…I must drink more wine and post about it now. Shame, shame, shame!
My votes on the receding hairline
uugghhh…at least it wasn’t YOU who saw him!
-L