Nothing Says “I Love You” Like a Roast Beef Sandwich

23 Apr

No doubt that you’ve noticed that it’s been a shitty week here at my place of work.  Those of us left behind are still dragging our asses in here and doing our best to look very busy and important – some of us do it with finesse and style.  Others (Foxy) look like a train wreck and have smeared lipstick from an early shift at the bus station men’s room.

Although Foxy spends her nights selling her wares at the bus station, she and her husband still find time to get romantic with one another.  After all of these years together, it’s clear that Cheeto Boy sill loves his little angel.  He loves her so much, in fact that he called her up this morning to tell her he wanted to take her on a lunch date today.

At Arby’s.



11 Responses to “Nothing Says “I Love You” Like a Roast Beef Sandwich”

  1. Red April 23, 2009 at 8:16 am #

    Well, Al and Tipper apparently celebrate their anniversary at Wendy’s. Not what I’d want, but I guess it’s making time together that counts.

    For Valentine’s Day this year, for the first time ever, I said to my boy, “No, I’d rather not go to that place. What do you think of this place instead?” But it was the only time I’d ever done that so it worked out okay.

    I have a suggestion for Foxy: Panera. Fast foodish but with decent salads and at least a lilttle atmosphere.

    Panera is delcious. Arby’s is not. -CS

  2. The Ambiguous Blob April 23, 2009 at 10:09 am #

    My sister worked at Arby’s through high school. They don’t even have real cheese. WTF kind of place only has liquid cheese?

    Liquid cheese is so f’ing NASTY! -CS

  3. Del-V April 23, 2009 at 11:49 am #

    I got sick from Arby’s during Spring Break in college and I haven’t been back since. Am I missing anything?

    Here’s what you’re missing: nothing. -CS

  4. jon April 23, 2009 at 11:57 am #

    Cheeto Boy apparently knows that there is nothing quite like the smell of Arby’s faire to put his girl in the mood for some Hot Roast Beef.

    It’s quite an aphrodisiac. -CS

  5. SouthernChickie April 23, 2009 at 2:20 pm #

    Jealous? haa haa.

    Am I that transparent? -CS

  6. foxy luv April 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm #

    I think it is only fair to tell every one that I was promised roast beef and curly fries! Cheeto Boy is a freaking Love Machine – you guys don’t even know!

    He knows how to bring the romance. -CS

  7. foxy luv April 23, 2009 at 3:59 pm #

    And by the way, John and Elizabeth Edwards celebrate their wedding annivers. every year at Wendy’s and they are a very happy couple….uh….ummm…wait…ok – never mind that point. Sorry.

    Well, at least you know that Cheeto Boy is already cheating on you…with me. -CS

  8. theblacktulip April 24, 2009 at 1:19 am #

    Did they hit up the Sonic for a post-beef-blast? Cause that’s 5 star right there.

    seriously though, that’s kinda cute

    Mmm…Sonic. -CS

  9. ModernMom April 24, 2009 at 7:18 am #

    Hey there! Just had to leave a comment. I just found your blog and love the way your are so witty 🙂

    Aw! That is so sweet of you! -CS

  10. evenrant April 24, 2009 at 7:20 am #

    Well – maybe he does not want to give Foxy the big head!

    Too late. -CS

  11. O.G. April 26, 2009 at 12:39 pm #

    Who doesn’t love curly fries?

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