Hell Has Apparently Frozen Over

7 Apr

Guess who just got off a 2 hour phone conversation with Bachelor #1??

And guess who has a date on Sunday?

And guess who wants to take a bat to her neighbors because they’re outside playing Simon Fucking Says at 11 at night?

Little fuckers.

13 Responses to “Hell Has Apparently Frozen Over”

  1. justatitch April 7, 2009 at 10:11 pm #

    I’m so excited for you! Hooray! I hope it goes wonderfully!

    Amy (Flabucino)

  2. KiKi April 7, 2009 at 11:12 pm #

    Now your fat ass really DOES have a goal! 😛

  3. The Ambiguous Blob April 8, 2009 at 2:01 am #

    There ain’t nothing wrong with Simon Says.

  4. Del-V April 8, 2009 at 5:35 am #

    This isn’t the 20 year old, is it? He might be asking you out just to get you to buy him beer.

  5. Srg April 8, 2009 at 6:21 am #

    You have a date on Easter Sunday? LOL

  6. Lady Jane April 8, 2009 at 6:38 am #

    Yay!!! Can’t wait to hear all about it!!

  7. BeckEye April 8, 2009 at 8:48 am #

    A date on Easter Sunday…how delightfully sinful.

  8. jon April 8, 2009 at 9:44 am #

    CS – I’m NO math wizz, but most guys consider 2 hours on the phone with any potential loves interest as a date.

    On Sunday… maybe u two can play Simon Fucking Says.

  9. Chef Green April 8, 2009 at 11:03 am #

    I hope the Easter Bunny brings you some nice young-man peen…in your…um…”basket.” Just make sure there’s not too much grass in the way, other wise he might not be able to access the eggs!

    Come on people…no one gave a basket pun yet? What’s wrong with y’all?

  10. Amadeo April 8, 2009 at 11:14 am #

    Open you’re window and yell, “Simon says shut the fuck up or spend the night in the emergency room.” The rest of your neighbors would surely feign ignorance if you beat them with a bat.

  11. Hookdntx April 8, 2009 at 12:09 pm #

    Phone Call+ Police= noise complaint. That will shut the kids up!

  12. O.G. April 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm #

    I hate simon says…but better than regular simon (the constant beeping is enough to drive a person insane. Good luck with the date

  13. maria April 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm #

    Yay congrats and good luck with the date!! Btw I had a total blonde moment and accidently deleted the operation muffin topple mail.. sorry.. I shall post recipies though on my blog. for it

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