Archive | 11:06 pm
14 Mar

My hands smell like meat and onions.

Maybe it’s because I just got home from a date with an Italian (cold cut sub).  Dear sandwich that I inhaled 2 hours ago, why must your scent linger on my hands?

For the love, I’ve washed my hands about 20 times with soap and water-to no avail.  I’m going to be smelling like a freaking deli for the rest of the night.  My stupid dog has been following me all around the house because he thinks I’m carrying food with me.  I hate that.

On a completely unrelated and uninteresting note, I’m buying myself a dishwasher.  That’s right, this Mexican is sick of doing her own dishes.