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13 Mar

That stupid bitch, Simone is back.  This time, she has brought friends in the form of 3 canker sores AND Pink Eye.

Why?  What have I done to deserve this??

No F’ing Way Friday (03/13/09)

13 Mar

I’m so freaking PSYCHED to present today’s NFW pick!!  Muffy and I came up with this one weeks ago, and we’ve been saving it for this weekend.  It’s St. Patrick’s Day weekend , bitches.  I’m sure most of you have plans to go out and drink heavily, pickle your liver, and spend the next day wrapped around the toilet.  After all, that’s what grown ups are supposed to do.

There’s nothing like going out the weekend before St. Pattie’s Day to see adults all wearing the same “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” shirt while they stumble across the street trying not to do a face plant or get hit by a car.  Good times, good times.  Oh, and let us not forget the money spent on those stupid plastic green beads that many people will see.  Umm…did you not know that there are homeless people that could probably use those $3 that you spent on plastic that will immediately get thrown away?  Selfish, bastards.

Tomorrow afternoon, while many of you are already 3 sheets to the wind, I will actually be hanging out with mumsy.  We’re going to see Riverdance.  That’s right, Riverdance.  I’m not ashamed.  I’m also not ashamed to admit that this will be the 3rd time that I’m seeing it.  Christ, no wonder I’m single.

You’ll recognize today’s pick as one of the original Riverdancers, Michael Flatley:

michael-flatley

I think this picture says enough.

Enjoy your weekend, people!

Squeeze Me, I’m Jewcy

13 Mar

A few months ago, without warning, one of our dear blogging friends (and part time hooker) stopped blogging and password protected her blog.  There were outcries of dismay and angry demands that she immediately start writing again, or at least grant a password.

Well, bitches, she’s back and has a brand new blog.  Go check her out at My Jewcy Bits

BT Dubs, whore, are we going out tomorrow night or not?