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No F’ing Way Friday (03/06/09)

6 Mar

You know who is spicy hot like fire?  Tyler Florence.  Sure, he’s gained a few pounds over the years, but, man, is he hot like fire.  A man that can cook can be pretty hot.  Bobby Flay?  Another one I’d like to do right on the table, after we finish whatever meal it is that he decides to lay in front of me.

And then there’s Mario Batali:

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Ugh, he makes my skin crawl.  I can’t stand the way he talks.  I can’t stand the way he looks.  That stupid ponytail has got to go, and his beard isn’t hiding any of his 3 chins.  He always has looks like it’s been 3 days since the last time he took a shower.  And don’t get me started on those stupid crocs he wears. 

I swear to god that the 2 times I saw his show I could have sworn that he was sweating in whatever dishes that he was making.  Yuck, yuck.

I want nothing to do with his spicy meatballs.