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To Justine, Love, Judgy McJudgypants

5 Mar

The other night while I was on the phone with my mom the conversation, as it often does, turned to love life-or lack there of. “Here we go,” I thought to myself.

Mom: Whatever happened with that dating site about those sweet fathers?
Me: Which site?
Mom: You know the one that I’m talking about. That website where those rich men are looking for nice girls. They’re called sweet fathers or sweet pops or something like that.
Me: How about sugar daddies? Is that what you mean?
Mom: Yes! That’s it! Sugar Daddies! Whatever happened with you finding someone on that website.
Me: Mom, are you serious?? You remember those emails I used to get! Those guys are basically hiring hookers.
Mom: Oh. Still, you might be able to find a nice man. You’re still pretty. But you really should start going back to the gym.
Me: Thanks, mom.
Mom: Men like thin girls, and you’re not as thin as you used to be.

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