Evil Stepmother…

26 Feb

It’s been a year since Debbie Downer started dating a single father.  He is widowed with 3 children.  When they first started dating we would often hear stories about how she was jealous of his dead wife.  She’s tell us all about how she was tired because she had spent several hours grilling him the night before about whether or not they would be together if his wife hadn’t died of Cancer.

It boggles my mind that he didn’t kick her out of his house that very night.  Or the next 15,000 times she did it.  Whatever. 

Here we are a year later, and now she’s bitching about the kids.  She enjoys telling him how he should raise them.  It’s awesome to have to overhear that conversation day in and day out.

Currently, she is yelling into the phone screaming about how 4 year old daughter lied to her face last night.  The offense?  Debbie Downer had told this poor young motherless daughter to go and brush her teeth.  Off she went, and returned 2 minutes later.  “Let me smell your breath,” Debbie Downer demanded.  Low and behold this 4 year old daughter had faked brushing her teeth.

String her up and flog her!  How dare a 4 year old lie about brushing her teeth?  Does this tiny heathen know nothing about dental hygiene??

For the love!  She’s 4 frenching years old!  What kid hasn’t lied about the same exact thing.  It’s no reason to start bitching her dad out about his terrible parenting skills. 

Sweet.  Here we go about how she also lies about using soap in the shower.

Dear Lightening, please strike me.  Thank you.

18 Responses to “Evil Stepmother…”

  1. LarryLily February 26, 2009 at 12:58 pm #

    Fast forward to feminine hygiene chat.

  2. jon February 26, 2009 at 1:30 pm #


    I hope those kids are taking notes from Disney movies where evil stepmothers often get their comeuppance.

  3. jill February 26, 2009 at 1:31 pm #

    what an f’ing douch bag. hopefully that poor man will wake up and realize that a lot of women find being the whole “savior to the widower” thing hot and he probably has more choices than he would think. poor kids, maybe they will get wise enough to sabotage her someday 🙂

  4. Philly February 26, 2009 at 1:44 pm #

    god, wait till the 4yr old starts picking her nose and eating it

  5. Cameron February 26, 2009 at 2:14 pm #

    Whatever guy took her on deserves what he gets. She must be super-good in the sack.

  6. Jormengrund February 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm #

    I’m sorry, but no poon is worth that kind of crap.

    If it were me, I’d have said for her to step up and be a mother to the kids, or get the hell out of the house.

    I mean, if you’re willing to marry a man with kids, you’ve got to also be willing to take responsibility to help raise said kids without being a child yourself…..

  7. Elisabeth February 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm #

    Seriously, she doesn’t need to be anywhere near children. Once a week I have to send my kids back to rebrush their teeth!!

  8. Del-V February 26, 2009 at 3:08 pm #

    I’d stop using toilet paper if I were that kid just to push the limits.

  9. evenrant February 26, 2009 at 3:15 pm #

    Debbie Downer needs to be dumped.

  10. Mo February 26, 2009 at 3:35 pm #

    Debbie needs to grow the F up. She can’t badger the poor man about his dead wife on a continual basis. As far as the kids go, they’re kids. I’m a step-parent and sometimes you have to step back and realize some of the stuff they do is just typical kids stuff—4 year olds are generally not out to plot against you. She’s totally in the wrong relationship.

  11. pistols at dawn February 27, 2009 at 12:42 am #

    It’s great to see an adult being more childish than a kid while reprimanding said kid.

  12. foxylush February 27, 2009 at 8:11 am #

    She’s going to be beating those kids with wire coat hangers any day now…

  13. Amadeo February 27, 2009 at 9:55 am #

    I can teach his daughter several phone numbers and how to implicate DD in a “bad touch” scandal.

  14. Maggie Garcia February 27, 2009 at 11:45 am #

    Ha ha, I smell my kids breath and hands too, but I do it because I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE them so very much.

  15. Rachel February 27, 2009 at 11:57 am #

    What a freaking bitch!

  16. Moiii February 27, 2009 at 12:19 pm #

    I would tell her exactly what a psycho bitch she is and have the yellow pages open to the psychiatrist pages. But I’m a real bitch that way, if you’re making me listen to your bitching, then I have every right to tell you where to go and how to get there!! She is a total mental defective!!

    I feel sorry for those poor kids.

  17. The Ambiguous Blob February 27, 2009 at 1:19 pm #

    Kids don’t like to be clean! Duh. Neither do boys.

  18. connieemeraldeyes February 7, 2010 at 1:33 am #

    She sounds like a bitch. Why doesn’t she take the time and get up and help the little girl. She should encourage her and help her.

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