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Coming Soon to a Bus Station Near You

19 Feb

Ladies and gentlemen (and Pistols too),

I am delighted to be the one to inform you of the return of the one, the only, the sore infested Foxy Luv!!  Feel free to harrass her until she tells you the truth of why she stopped writing and what made her come back from beyond. 

Sure, I’ll give you a hint.  It may or may not have had anything to do with being arrested for soliciting an undercover police officer in stall 3 of the bus station where she spends her weekend. 

You’ll just have to go and ask her.

Now update your blogrolls and check out her new blog: Foxy Lush(ious)!

This Is Why I Don’t Live In New York

19 Feb

do not hump

I think the sign says it all.  No?