Wonderful people of the world, I have the most exciting announcement. The stars have aligned. Pigs are flying. Hell has frozen over. Tonight, something incredible is going to happen…
I, Catherinette Singleton, am going out on a (faux) date with the one, the only, Lit’l Smokey.
A real (faux) date. We’re going out for a drink, and to the movies. He is paying. He told me I could hold his hand in the movies if I got cold. And he told me to wear something low cut as he said he’d had enough of gazing into my eyes.
This is going to happen. I can feel it! (At least, I hope I get to feel it-if you know what I mean. And I think you do.)