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Gossip Girl Can Suck My Left One

2 Feb

You’re kidding me, right?  No, really?  Look, I know that I’m a few episodes behind, but when did this all turn to crap.  I love crap television (as witness by my unhealthy addiction to Rock of Love: Bus).  One of those crap shows that I enjoy watching is Gossip Girl.  Well, that love is slowly starting to wane.

First, it’s Jenny going through puberty with her raccoon eye make up, her neon clothes, and donning the world’s worst hair do.  Now there’s some stupid ass teacher (who is a total Shannon Doherty wannabe) and there’s a lame story line brewing there. Then there’s even a weaker story line involving some secret sex society and a nanny.  Really?  And when did Lilly and Rufus start talking again?  Didn’t he stop talking to her when he found out that she had had his baby and given her away for adoption?

Lame. 

I have better things to do than to waste my time watching that filth.  After all, VH1 is running a Tool Academy marathon.  Clearly that’s far better than the nonsense all over Gossip Girl.

Super, now Dan and Serena are fighting over Shannon Doherty Jr. 

Okay, wait, there might be some redemption.  Shannon Doherty Jr. just got fired because everyone thinks she had an affair with Dan.  Let us hope that she doesn’t come back.  And let me guess?  Serena and Dan are going to break up again. 

Yup, I was right.

This show is taking the same road that Desperate Housewives, Grey’s Anatomy, and Heroes have all taken.  The road that leads right to Lameville. 

F you Gossip Girl, I’m out.

An Important Question for All Humanity

2 Feb

People, it’s almost 6:00.  Riddle me this, why am I still at work?

Know what?  I have to pee, I’m starving to death, and I am through with my work.  Yet, I’m still sitting here at my desk.  It’s not like I’m trying to impress anyone because everyone is f’ing gone.

I’m trying to think of a reason to send my boss an email.  I just want him to note the time the email was sent.  Unfortunately, I can’t think of a single fake reason to send one.  I’d consider telling him to “suck it”, but he’s actually not to bad so I’ll save that for someone else.

Maybe I should send him an email informing him that I’m about to wet myself.  That’s professional.  Right?

Fill In The Blank

2 Feb

I’m too cold to write a long post so let’s do something different.

Fill in the blank (post your response in the Comments section):

When I hear __________ on the radio, I will trample everyone in may path to change the station before my ears start to bleed.

For me, that would have to be Rage against the Machine.  Zach De La Rocha’s wailing sounds like nails on a chalkboard.  Everything they “sing” sounds the same, it’s just him screaming about something that doesn’t interest me at all.

Neil Young is a close second.