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No F’ing Way Friday (01/30/09)

30 Jan

Know what I love most of all?  I mean, after peen, and booze, and Michael Kors, and my iPhone.  My readers. 

People, let’s all thank Veronika for today’s NFW pick. 

Then again, maybe we shouldn’t thank her for reminding us how futrocious (fucking atrocious) Richard Kiel really is.

I’m not sure which is worse: the fact that he’s over 7 years old and is “stylin” a bowl haircut, his Droopy dog eyes, or the teeth that seem like they will jump right out of his mouth and attack us.  Sure, this look worked for him when he was Jaws in Moonraker and The Spy Who Loved Me. 

Oh, and did you happen to know that he’s over 7 feet tall?  How scary is that??  Almost scarier than his face…