Go read this post RIGHT NOW!!*
I am so excited I might have a heart attack and die!! Oh sweet Lord in Heaven. I have butterflies. 🙂
*Yeah, yeah, I know that some of you don’t like to be taken to my other blog, but I posted the story there because I was responding to comments when it all happened.
Dear Del-V,
Consider yourself on notice. We are going to Ixia during restaurant week. Pick a night, any night (except for this Saturday, Wednesday, or next Saturday) and a time.
I look forward to enjoying some cocktails and eating their “Dark & Delicious.” Mainly because it sounds dirty.
…and speaking of dirty, I can tell you all about the “class” that Foxy and I are taking on Sunday. But don’t expect any demonstrations.
I can’t believe that this is the post that will follow that touching one about my sister’s dog. I just did something so ridiculously stupid and gross.
I just peed in my pants…more like panties.
Those of you that are loyal readers know of my disdain for underwear. This morning I decided to wear some (no, I’m not on the rag). Got home, put on my pjs, went to sleep and forgot that I had them on.
This morning when I woke up I had to pee. There I was sitting on the toilet, in mid stream, wondering why something felt strange. So there I was thinking to myself, “What is that? Did I forget to take out my last tampon 2 weeks ago? That is so strange.” That’s when I realized that I had forgotten to drop the panties.
Then I was stuck sitting there wondering how I was going to get up and take those things off of me without dripping all over the place. 5 minutes I sat there while all options are explored. Do I suck it up and just get pee everywhere? Can I be really acrobatic and pull them off without touching the pee? Perhaps I will just take scissors to the sides and then chuck them?
In the end I opted for the scissors. Peace out, thong. It was nice knowing you.
I am nothing if not klassy.
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