Guess Who Had Some Fat Wood in Her Face Last Night??

6 Jan

fat-wood

Umm…who, exactly, came up with the name for this?  It’s kindling that we bought back around Christmas time.  How the name escaped me up until last night is beyond me.  I’m envisioning going back to the nursery where we bought it and telling the guy behind the counter that I really, really need some “Fat Wood”.

16 Responses to “Guess Who Had Some Fat Wood in Her Face Last Night??”

  1. Liz3.57 January 6, 2009 at 11:14 am #

    Wow. I want some fat wood.

    Who doesn’t? It’s so fetch! -CS

  2. Mike January 6, 2009 at 11:19 am #

    Heh … heh … you said wood.

    I KNOW!! I’m so mature. -CS

  3. Red January 6, 2009 at 11:21 am #

    I bet some dudes came up with the name and laughed a lot b/c they could get away with calling it that.

    The sad thing is that you’re probably right. 🙂 -CS

  4. sanityinthenorthwest January 6, 2009 at 11:26 am #

    Get pricked with fat wood? Uhhhhh…

    Fat wood causes burning? Hmmm…that doesn’t work.

    Burn your hand on fat wood today? No.

    Fat wood is hot? No.

    Spark up a hot time with fat wood? No.

    Get your flame started, get your fat wood today!!!!! That’s it. Who said marketing was difficult?

    You totally need to go into marketing! -CS

  5. Cameron January 6, 2009 at 11:40 am #

    That’s what she said!!!

    🙂 -CS

  6. Just Sayin'... January 6, 2009 at 11:48 am #

    That wood doesn’t look that fat to me! Even I have more girth than that…

    Really now…do tell! -CS

  7. cinnkitty January 6, 2009 at 11:58 am #

    I see that your “Peen and Wine in 09” is off to a sputtering start! ha..ha.ha…

    So far I’ve had zero peen or wine! This sucks! -CS

  8. squirrelqueen January 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm #

    Beware of splinters!

    ouch!! -CS

  9. jon January 6, 2009 at 12:09 pm #

    The guys in marketing had fun coming up with “Fat Wood” …. The fact that Catherinette would go to a “nursury” to get it, it also kinda funny.

    In California, Wienerschnitzel’s recently ran a popular TV commercial in which they claim that they have “America’s Most Wanted Wiener”. Also Subway claims to be the “Home of the $5 foot- long.”

    I always loved Wienerschnitzel when I loved out there. God I miss that place. Also, I miss weiners. -CS

  10. katrocket January 6, 2009 at 12:13 pm #

    So it’s actually wood? This product confuses me – they look like those hard beef jerky chew things they make for big dogs.

    They’re not made to go in your mouth, unlike man wood. -CS

  11. kristina January 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm #

    I always get my fire started with some fat wood. It also finishes my fire off after a while, when it gets enough use…

    Does it also spit at you when it’s finished? -CS

  12. Del-V January 6, 2009 at 12:49 pm #

    Send that to Jay Leno.

    Jay Leno or John Lennon? -CS

  13. evenrant January 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm #

    You forgot to mention that it is 100% all natural fatwood.

    I am thinking of a great new nickname; Phatwood!

    BWAHAHAHA!! That’s hilarious! -CS

  14. autumn January 6, 2009 at 10:25 pm #

    that’s very funny

    I’m here to amuse the people. -CS

  15. David January 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm #

    Kudos on a funny post.

    Haven’t seen any of that fine product here in DC yet – does B’more have a monoply?

    Next time I’m in DC, I’ll let you know and I’ll bring some to you. -CS

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