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Just the Tip Tuesday (01/06/09)

6 Jan

It’s 2009, bitches, and do I have a very special gift for you on this first JTT of the new year.  In fact, you may want to go ahead and unzip your pants before continuing…

You all know that I have a very special place in my heart for the young ones.  Well, it just so happens that there are a handful of older men that can light my fire with their fat wood anytime.   It’s true, there are only like 10 in the world, but still-that just goes to show that I’m not as shallow and cougar-like as you think I am.

Coincidentally, I still have at least 5 years before I’m considered a cougar.  Oh, God.  Please, God, please let me get married before that.  I don’t want to be one of those pathetic women like Linda Hogan that starts dating 19 year olds.  Affairs with cabana boy, yes.  Full fledged relationships with someone that’s still in high school, no.

But I digress. 

Let’s start 2009 off right.  Ladies and boys who like boys, get ready to catch your breath:

george-clooney

 Oh, George Clooney, how I’d like to love you with my nethers. 

Guess Who Had Some Fat Wood in Her Face Last Night??

6 Jan

fat-wood

Umm…who, exactly, came up with the name for this?  It’s kindling that we bought back around Christmas time.  How the name escaped me up until last night is beyond me.  I’m envisioning going back to the nursery where we bought it and telling the guy behind the counter that I really, really need some “Fat Wood”.