BIG NEWS

3 Jan

I have the hiccups.

Also, I amd ruunk.  And I am not wearing my glasses.  I hate the hiccups.  Kind of liipe sticking your eye in in a light sockety.  Or maybe not your eye, but your finger.  Am drunk.  With hiccups.  And cannot see.

PS. I have hte hiccups.

Also, I met someone tonight.  And Iit was my diead to do an irsih car bomb. and I am drunk.  Alson, not a hooker.  I didn’t touch anyone in a dirt wy way.  I cnat see anything brecause my glasses are downstairs and I’m too busy hiccuping to go and get them.  I think I need to go to sleep now.

But I have the hiccups.

Stupid bastards.  Am I spelling right?  I don’t know.  Because I am drunk.  And i cnanot see-due to the glasses being downstairs.  Know what’s funny?  Niether do I .  I hate the hiccups.  Mira Sorvino is not an action star.  But I like Jet Li.  He’ scool.  At least I think it’s Jet Li.  Or is it that other guy.  I don’t know.  The booze makes me felle funny.

 

It’s going to hurt.  Just doi it.  That’s what she said.

Is shit in English.

Drunk blogging sis the best..

You compelte me and she ahsd the gun and I cnanot see anything and I have the hiccups and I am sleepy and you need to make me some pancakes..

Hiccups are for suckers.

26 Responses to “BIG NEWS”

  1. Justine at 1:35 am #

    If you didn’t touch anyone in a “dirt” way, does that mean you’ve given up on country boys, or just this one time?

  2. MsDarkstar at 2:28 am #

    Cath,
    I hope your hiccups go away and that you do not have too awful of a hangover and that you find your glasses.

    I surmise you had a good (but not “dirt”) time tonight!

  3. caribbeanlurker at 2:48 am #

    best post ever.

  4. Lazy Bones at 6:23 am #

    Hilarious!

    The pancakes bit is awesomeness.

  5. Wynn at 7:27 am #

    I have never done drunk blogging. It must go hand it hand with me not ever making drunk phone calls or sending texts. Me drunk plus technology doesn’t match. Tonight I’m gonna stay in, eat ice cream and read your blog. I haven’t had time to read the older posts. It is time. Maybe I’ll even write my own post.

  6. Mike at 8:49 am #

    Woohoo drunk blogging at its best.

  7. Liz3.57 at 9:34 am #

    I love this post!! A -freaking- mazing.

  8. SouthernBelle at 10:44 am #

    Yes, you need to blog drunk more. we can call it “blunking”.

    Also, BOO! … are your hiccups gone? I imagine bubbles coming out with each one like a drunken 1930’s cartoon character.

  9. Liz3.57 at 11:37 am #

    I keep reading this and it gets better everytime.

  10. Desiree at 12:09 pm #

    I’m with Liz. I’ve now read this post 3 times, and I get something different from it each time! BRAVO!!

  11. Alex at 2:28 pm #

    i think i just peed myself loling.

  12. pistols at dawn at 3:09 pm #

    You really are a poet: booze greatly aids the creative process.

  13. jendy at 6:32 pm #

    Did you get hit in the head with a slutty shoe like I did?

  14. jon at 7:12 pm #

  15. conchette at 11:02 pm #

    I ❤ drunk Catherinette.

  16. cinnkitty at 3:32 pm #

    I KNEW you were out partying the night before! That’s why you didn’t know the pub didn’t open until 4. ha..ha.ha…

  17. MisstressM at 4:33 pm #

    Wait….wait….wait…I missed it. How much do you really hate the hiccups?

  18. thatgirl at 10:33 pm #

    hahahaha!!! now i want pancakes damnit!!

  19. Foss at 2:36 am #

    It’s gotta be a first! Drunk blogging. A new trend bound to spread world wide. Hilarious. Loved it.

  20. Andrew at 10:35 am #

    Goodbye brain cells I must leave you……

    Bad for you that they don’t make a “Google goggles” for wordpress, but great for us 🙂

  21. mebeingrandom at 2:46 pm #

    this is the best!!!! after the weekend that i had, i needed to laugh at something!!!

  22. kristina at 2:49 pm #

    You forgot to demand we make you a latte to go with your pancakes!

  23. sista #2 at 3:06 pm #

    Drunk blogging…..you rock

    peace
    #2

  24. Scott Covert at 4:22 pm #

    Awesome!

  25. Queen Goob at 7:56 pm #

    WHAT?!?!? No pictures? Pschaw, amateurs….

    Saw your comment at the Blue Yak; you are FUNNY!

  26. KiKi at 3:42 am #

    One word: HHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!

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