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3 Jan

I have the hiccups.

Also, I amd ruunk.  And I am not wearing my glasses.  I hate the hiccups.  Kind of liipe sticking your eye in in a light sockety.  Or maybe not your eye, but your finger.  Am drunk.  With hiccups.  And cannot see.

PS. I have hte hiccups.

Also, I met someone tonight.  And Iit was my diead to do an irsih car bomb. and I am drunk.  Alson, not a hooker.  I didn’t touch anyone in a dirt wy way.  I cnat see anything brecause my glasses are downstairs and I’m too busy hiccuping to go and get them.  I think I need to go to sleep now.

But I have the hiccups.

Stupid bastards.  Am I spelling right?  I don’t know.  Because I am drunk.  And i cnanot see-due to the glasses being downstairs.  Know what’s funny?  Niether do I .  I hate the hiccups.  Mira Sorvino is not an action star.  But I like Jet Li.  He’ scool.  At least I think it’s Jet Li.  Or is it that other guy.  I don’t know.  The booze makes me felle funny.

 

It’s going to hurt.  Just doi it.  That’s what she said.

Is shit in English.

Drunk blogging sis the best..

You compelte me and she ahsd the gun and I cnanot see anything and I have the hiccups and I am sleepy and you need to make me some pancakes..

Hiccups are for suckers.