No F’ing Way Friday (01/02/09)

2 Jan

Mocking people that give me the willies, now that’s the way to start the new year right!!  Who’s with me??  After last week’s pick, there were requests for some younger fugs.  Well, guess what?  There are plenty of young folk out there that I wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole, much less with Vangelina Jolie.

Go ahead and take a good look our first pick of 2009, DJ Qualls.


He creeps me the fuck out.  I swear.  Where should we start with this guy?  His abnormally long neck?  No doubt one of his parents was part giraffe.  Perhaps we should comment on the fact that the sides of his face don’t match.  Oh, did you miss that?  Look again, one side of his face is bigger than the other.  Perhaps you’d like to focus on his ears, which clearly are meant to help him take flight.

Here’s something I don’t understand: why would any director hire this guy in a leading role?  Sure, he was tolerable as the pathetic virgin in “Road Trip.”  Pretty sure he did well in that role because it’s what he knows in real life.  But to bank on him to carry “The New Guy”, really?  No wonder that movie bombed.

DJ Qualls, you disgust me.  Be gone with you and your 2 sized face.

So much for trying to be nicer in 2009…

13 Responses to “No F’ing Way Friday (01/02/09)”

  1. Elizabeth January 2, 2009 at 2:06 am #

    um, yeah. His face is irritating. Who wants to look at that for 2 hours? Not I. Not I.

    But…he’s so hot. -CS

  2. Alison January 2, 2009 at 2:29 am #

    You crack me up! He is creepy.

    Let us not forget disgusting. -CS

  3. SouthernBelle January 2, 2009 at 8:57 am #


    “Vangelina Jolie”.

    I’m guessing she likes a visit from Brad Peen every now & then?

    How’d you guess??? -CS

  4. Miss Communication January 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm #

    he has always rubbed me the wrong way. I certainly don’t think their are enough drinks for that … ever.

    “he has always rubbed me the wrong way.” TWSS -CS

  5. Sassy Britches January 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm #

    He doesn’t do anything for me in anyway whatsoever but just a little tid bit: DJ was once a model for Versace (?) and weighed a bazillion pounds when he was younger. Interesting fellow if you care to look into it. Not that it makes him any less fugly.

    Versace has some really strange ass marketing campaigns, they always have. -CS

  6. Dani January 2, 2009 at 7:20 pm #

    Sassy – are you sure he weighed a bazillion pounds? I thought that was DJ AM. I looked up DJ Qualls and saw he was a model and also had cancer at 14. No mention of weight problems.

    oh, and he is strange looking. Agreed.

    He’s just so freaking creepy. -CS

  7. Red January 5, 2009 at 1:20 pm #

    Okay, I don’t know this guy from a hole in the ground, but he reminds me strongly of someone I went to grad school with, with whom I shared some unexpectedly hott chemistry. He wasn’t my type and we didn’t like each other all that much, but there was a time when we made out and DAMN. It stopped there, but if we had ever gone further, any money says it would have been fun.

    Oh God, Red, please!! NO!! I refuse to admit that a hotty like you would have been drawn to a freaky guy like this. NO! I won’t accept it! -CS

  8. kristina January 5, 2009 at 2:44 pm #

    He just seems to permanently look like he is about 12, which is creepy…

    I may not have mentioned this, but he disgusts me. -CS

  9. Red January 6, 2009 at 9:47 am #

    I hope I can redeem myself somewhat by saying that I find this dude not at all appealing from his photo here. I typically don’t dig skinny.

    Phew! You are officially in the clear. -CS

  10. touch me January 28, 2009 at 7:45 pm #

    hey guys, c’mon, who gives a fuck what this dude looks like, respect to him man, hes obviously got something u guys aint. shit hes loadsa movies, all i gota say is what a sad mother fucker ‘catherinette’ who ever u are, i hope no one ever posts a pic of u on the net and starts dissin ur appearance dude- theres a big ass world out there, u gotta get out more

    You’ve come to the wrong place if you’re looking for respect. We don’t do that here.

    Bt dubs, way to spell correctly. Kudos to you… -CS

  11. touch me February 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm #

    well i spose watever gets u traffic right. kudos to you

  12. Annoyed by you February 3, 2009 at 6:29 am #

    You are a cold bitch. This guy had cancer, fought through and has a career. As a cancer survivor, he’s a hero to me. Maybe when someone you love gets a serious disease, you’ll find some compassion. Or maybe you wont. Maybe you’ll remain a coward who makes bitchy comments hidden behind a computer and you’ll reach the dizzying heights of unknown computer blogger. Kudos to you, indeed.

  13. Chef Green March 10, 2009 at 12:31 pm #

    You’re so deliciously mean, and if I didnt suck better peen than you……..I’d put a ring on your finger!!

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