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The First of the New Year

2 Jan

Day 2 of 2009 will mark a first (of the year) for me: tonight’s the night I get all boozy Suzy!  Margaritas, and mojitos, here I come.  That’s right, I’m going out on the town.  In just a matter of hours, I shall have a drink in my hand while enjoying the company of Lola, Un-boyfriend, Mr. Dirty Ruddy Sailor, and Amber.  So, if you happen to see me out downtown today, feel free to stop over and say hi.  Only don’t be all obvious about it because Lola is the only one that knows about the blog. 

If you come up yelling, “Catherinette??  Catherinette??  Is that you??”  I will look you straight in the face, roll my eyes at you, and tell you that you must have me mistaken for someone else.  May I recommend that when you casually saunter your way towards me that you casually mention, “Peen and wine in ’09.”  Then I shall salute you and drink with you.

I  look forward to having a touch of the cocktail flu tomorrow.  Just a touch.  I don’t want to be a boring loser at lunch tomorrow. 

Oh, did I forget to mention who I was having lunch with tomorrow?  Hmm…how about that.  Must have slipped my mind.  I’d fill you in, but I’m on a schedule and the shower is calling my name.

Guess you’ll just have to wait until tomorrow…

No F’ing Way Friday (01/02/09)

2 Jan

Mocking people that give me the willies, now that’s the way to start the new year right!!  Who’s with me??  After last week’s pick, there were requests for some younger fugs.  Well, guess what?  There are plenty of young folk out there that I wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole, much less with Vangelina Jolie.

Go ahead and take a good look our first pick of 2009, DJ Qualls.

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He creeps me the fuck out.  I swear.  Where should we start with this guy?  His abnormally long neck?  No doubt one of his parents was part giraffe.  Perhaps we should comment on the fact that the sides of his face don’t match.  Oh, did you miss that?  Look again, one side of his face is bigger than the other.  Perhaps you’d like to focus on his ears, which clearly are meant to help him take flight.

Here’s something I don’t understand: why would any director hire this guy in a leading role?  Sure, he was tolerable as the pathetic virgin in “Road Trip.”  Pretty sure he did well in that role because it’s what he knows in real life.  But to bank on him to carry “The New Guy”, really?  No wonder that movie bombed.

DJ Qualls, you disgust me.  Be gone with you and your 2 sized face.

So much for trying to be nicer in 2009…