And I don’t mean that in a good way. My conclusion on 2008 is that the year sucked dead puppies. I won’t bore you with the details on why, though if you’re dying to know why, you can read the whole thing here. Let’s not dwell on the crap that was 2008. Instead, why not focus on all the wonderful things that everyone wants to accomplish in 2009.
So, I propose this: I’ll tell you what I want for myself AND for you in 2009, and you tell me what you want (you can post it in the comments or write your own posting if you so desire).
Ready? Let’s do it! TWSS
Catherinette Singleton’s 2009 Wishes:
May 2009 Bring:
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Me: Non crazy peen.
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You: Less clap/cold sores, and way more booze and hot tawdry romps with the person(s) of your dreams. Oh! And I also want you to fit into your skinny jeans again.
Oh, I would love to fit into skinny jeans!
Thanks Catherinette!
I wish for you more sensible peen than you can handle.
I heart sensible peen. -CS
2008 was almost worse that 2006 and 2004…almost.
Happy New Year to you!
Thankfully, all of those years are now over. -CS
And it can suck on my right one if I didn’t think it would enjoy it too effing much! Happy New Year, Catherinette!
Screw you, 2008! Goodbye forever!!! -CS
you are a selfless, giving person and I don’t care what anyone else says about you.
Why thank you! I would love to hook up with the person of my dreams and get back into my skinny jeans.
I hope for more peen, from one person, than you can handle. but without all the crazy “feelings” talk. Just good, clean peen.
Do you also hope that I find it in my heart to love cats? -CS
You’re welcome.
Here’s to being skinny, lots of booze and peen, and more outings with you, me, & someone-who-will-remain-nameless who likes to clog up NYC bathrooms with her ‘pons!
Aw, that Lush, I haven’t seen her in forever! -CS
Since reading your 2009 wishes for us today my abs have already been showing signs of getting their shit together. 2009 is going to be the best year ever for me. I’m so happy. Thank you.
Only the best “non-crazy peen” wishes 4 you 2.
I had a long talk with your abs and they said they want to be the best they can be for you. -CS
Yes, skinny jeans, booze, sot sex and health. I’m in like flynn. That’ll do for me.
For you, I hope this is the year you find what you’ve always believed in. And that he’s hot and great in the sack, of course.
Fingers crossed that he’s right around the corner. -CS
Less Clap. I hear ya !
How about no clap? -CS
About the cats? Yes, please find a place in that Scrooge heart to love cats.
There might not be enough room in this tiny little heart of mine. -CS
Here’s hoping you get what you really want and need… and keeping us amused with the stories of when you don’t!
I would never hold back a story! Not ever! -CS