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2008 Can Suck My Left One

31 Dec

And I don’t mean that in a good way.  My conclusion on 2008 is that the year sucked dead puppies.  I won’t bore you with the details on why, though if you’re dying to know why, you can read the whole thing here.  Let’s not dwell on the crap that was 2008.  Instead, why not focus on all the wonderful things that everyone wants to accomplish in 2009. 

So, I propose this: I’ll tell you what I want for myself AND for you in 2009, and you tell me what you want (you can post it in the comments or write your own posting if you so desire).

Ready?  Let’s do it!  TWSS

Catherinette Singleton’s 2009 Wishes:

May 2009 Bring:

  • Me: Non crazy peen.
  • You: Less clap/cold sores, and way more booze and hot tawdry romps with the person(s) of your dreams.  Oh!  And I also want you to fit into your skinny jeans again.