Toys for Grown Ups

28 Dec

Guess who got a brand new toy today??  No, I’m not referring to a dirty toy that one uses on their own or in the presence of a “loved one” (or more like someone they’re about to “love”).  Although, I am actually waiting for one of those toys as I am one of the lucky winners of Sexy Whispers’ Orgasmic Christmas contest.  There’s nothing like winning sex toys!!  And that’s on top of the Drysdale Award I just won.

Anyway, let’s stop talking about what a big winner I am (and no, that’s not my way of saying I’m fat).  Ladies and gentlemen, and I use those terms loosely, mama just got herself a brand new iPhone.

Suck on that!

8 Responses to “Toys for Grown Ups”

  1. kat December 28, 2008 at 9:15 pm #

    don’t drop it in your bathtub like i dropped my phone into my bathtub

    i mean what i didn’t do that

    Why were you taking your phone to the bath with you? -CS

  2. pistols at dawn December 28, 2008 at 10:04 pm #

    One of my Balmer friends just got one, too, and that drew the attention of pretty much everyone in our group last night. Which was good, because it left the beer stash largely untouched for me. God bless the iPhone

    Is your friend hot, single, gainfully employed, and looking for a Baltimore top single with an iphone? If so, I’m totally available. -CS

  3. Mike December 28, 2008 at 10:20 pm #

    Congrats. Maybe you can get one of those vibrators that hooks up to your Iphone. Then you can enjoy both awards at the same time. Cool huh?

    That would be like heaven right here on earth. -CS

  4. Melanie December 29, 2008 at 8:54 am #

    OOOhhh, I just upgraded my phone to the new 3G.

    I LOVE this phone. I was just about to blog about mine.

    Yay! You and I are totally so cool! -CS

  5. Del-v December 29, 2008 at 11:41 am #

    I want the iPhone but I’m stuck with sh!tty Verizon for another year and a half. It’s $175 just to dump Verizon, even though they can’t give me what I want. These contracts are such a scam. Fuc*ers.

    Enjoy being fisted by Verizon for the next 18 months. No, really. -CS

  6. sexywomyn December 30, 2008 at 1:02 am #

    Nice blog

    Thanks for the sharing

    And thank you for commenting. 🙂 -CS

  7. kristina January 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm #


    It’s like a dream come true for me. I’d like to thank the little people. -CS

  8. Maria Hill January 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm #

    I have to agree with you, winning sex toys ! what could be better …and the iphone 3G is great so when will we get a iphone sex toy ?

    You know what blows? I STILL haven’t received my damn toy! -CS

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