Guess who got a brand new toy today?? No, I’m not referring to a dirty toy that one uses on their own or in the presence of a “loved one” (or more like someone they’re about to “love”). Although, I am actually waiting for one of those toys as I am one of the lucky winners of Sexy Whispers’ Orgasmic Christmas contest. There’s nothing like winning sex toys!! And that’s on top of the Drysdale Award I just won.
Anyway, let’s stop talking about what a big winner I am (and no, that’s not my way of saying I’m fat). Ladies and gentlemen, and I use those terms loosely, mama just got herself a brand new iPhone.
Suck on that!
