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Toys for Grown Ups

28 Dec

Guess who got a brand new toy today??  No, I’m not referring to a dirty toy that one uses on their own or in the presence of a “loved one” (or more like someone they’re about to “love”).  Although, I am actually waiting for one of those toys as I am one of the lucky winners of Sexy Whispers’ Orgasmic Christmas contest.  There’s nothing like winning sex toys!!  And that’s on top of the Drysdale Award I just won.

Anyway, let’s stop talking about what a big winner I am (and no, that’s not my way of saying I’m fat).  Ladies and gentlemen, and I use those terms loosely, mama just got herself a brand new iPhone.

Suck on that!