No F’ing Way Friday (12/26/08)

26 Dec

This is it, people, the last Friday of 2008!  How will you be spending it?  Perhaps out with friends boozing it up and making some bad decisions.  Or maybe at home with your loved one cuddled up on the sofa watching the latest episdoe of “Ghost Whisperer.”  Or maybe eating your feelings because the last Christmas card was from a douche bag who fooled you into thinking he was single.

If you’re like me, there’s definitely one thing you’ll be doing, and that’s gagging over the thought of ever having to see today’s pick naked. 

brimley

Wilford Brimley, what a disgusting man.  Is there really anyone out there in America-nay, the world that finds him attractive? 

Foxy and I have a running joke about him: mainly it’s that she wants him and pretend to deny it.  She’s even gone so far as to imagine that he smells like a mixture of Ben Gay and mothballs, and rather than leaving money on your nightstand when it’s all over, he leaves Werther’s candy.  Frankly, I imagine that he whispers things about oatmeal or diabetes instead of sweet nothings.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to vomit.

10 Responses to “No F’ing Way Friday (12/26/08)”

  1. Jormengrund December 26, 2008 at 9:37 am #

    Just think though..

    If you become diabetic, he’s got the hook-up on all your medication needs!

    Maybe he can be your supplier, so that you don’t have to spend as much on needles?

    You mean I’d have to give him bj’s for needles? F that noise. -CS

  2. Liz3.59 December 26, 2008 at 10:00 am #

    The funniest thing about this one is that this man is my husband’s HERO. I kid you not.

    I am going to go cry now…lol

    What the hell?? Are you married to a 70 year old man?? -CS

  3. kat December 26, 2008 at 10:31 am #

    DIABEEDIS

    It’s the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it. TWSS. -CS

  4. Sassy Britches December 26, 2008 at 11:32 am #

    All I’m sayin is give a guy a break. Would you think anyone short of Sean Connery was hot at your Grandpa’s age? Thought not.

    I would consider doing Sam Elliott, he’s hot. And Clint Eastwood. Maybe even Robert Redford. See there are a few geriatrics that are still foxy. -CS

  5. Mike December 26, 2008 at 1:38 pm #

    How about we get someone in your age range unless you’re ready to date the Medicare set.

    You got it. I’ll pick someone young and disgusting for the first pick of 2009. -CS

  6. Nooter December 26, 2008 at 3:01 pm #

    (squeak) (squeak)

    Look at you with your squeak toy! -CS

  7. jon December 26, 2008 at 3:59 pm #

    I have heard some of my mother’s women friends say that the sickening anxiety of seeing him naked eases once the twin specters of confusion and bankruptcy take over after Wilford Brimley confronts them with a prenuptial contract they do not remember signing.

    Hmm, perhaps he’s more clever than I thought. He is still, however, repulsive to me. -CS

  8. pistols at dawn December 26, 2008 at 8:38 pm #

    His diabetic supplies are his bits and pieces, and he’ll deliver them to your front door.

    I want exactly nothing to do with his bits and pieces. -CS

  9. foxy luv December 28, 2008 at 10:54 am #

    I am so disappointed that you didn’t mention encountering all of the scratchy white old man hair on his chest and belly and how much they would itch your face while you were in the process of going down on him.

    Oh – yep – I totally just threw up a little. That’s my motivation for purging after I eat too much. I think of that and…oh man – I gotta go!

    [VOMITS LOUDLY] -CS

  10. kristina January 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm #

    What’s really scary is he’s loked the same way for the past 30 years (he first creeped me out in “Cocoon”), and he keeps getting work…

    Yeah, he’s a nasty old bugger. -CS

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