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No F’ing Way Friday (12/26/08)

26 Dec

This is it, people, the last Friday of 2008!  How will you be spending it?  Perhaps out with friends boozing it up and making some bad decisions.  Or maybe at home with your loved one cuddled up on the sofa watching the latest episdoe of “Ghost Whisperer.”  Or maybe eating your feelings because the last Christmas card was from a douche bag who fooled you into thinking he was single.

If you’re like me, there’s definitely one thing you’ll be doing, and that’s gagging over the thought of ever having to see today’s pick naked. 


Wilford Brimley, what a disgusting man.  Is there really anyone out there in America-nay, the world that finds him attractive? 

Foxy and I have a running joke about him: mainly it’s that she wants him and pretend to deny it.  She’s even gone so far as to imagine that he smells like a mixture of Ben Gay and mothballs, and rather than leaving money on your nightstand when it’s all over, he leaves Werther’s candy.  Frankly, I imagine that he whispers things about oatmeal or diabetes instead of sweet nothings.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to vomit.