I’m A Nervous Wreck

20 Dec

I can feel myself starting to sweat a little bit,  and my cheeks are starting to flush.  No, I didn’t just work out.  And no, I didn’t just climb off of some hot bachelor.

How on God’s green earth did I got myself into this is a mess.  Oh, that’s right, I live in a smaller town than I thought I did.  In less thatn 2 hours, I’ll be heading downtown to a party at 3D’s friends’ house-with his ex girlfriend.

When we were still together, I met a handful of his friends at a happy hour.  I imagine that after our relationship went to shit, he told them all that I was a horrible person, a crazy heartless bitch who shattered his fragile heart into one million billion tiny pieces.  Like most friends do in the midst of a breakup, I’m sure that they all agreed that I was a terrible person and swore to give me dirty looks if they ever saw me again.  This is what friends are supposed to do-take your side and always hate the ex.

Tonight I’m going to be standing in a room with all of these people.  I imagine walking into the party, the music coming to a stop, and everyone whispering things to one another as they shoot death stares my way.  Eventually the music comes back on, but I can hear people saying, “What is SHE doing here?” or “She has some nerve showing her face around here.”  Then, when I ask the hostess for a drink, I imagine her pouring me a cocktail, and then spitting into the cup right in front of me.

Thank God I’m not a drama queen or anything…

But if he walks into that house at any point that I’m there, there’s going to be some major ass drama.  And with the shitastic year that I’ve had, it’s not something that I’d expect not to happen.  That’s just what I need to end my year, a confrontation with 3D at party.

Oh, God.  I think I’d rather get struck by a bus than have to deal with that.

15 Responses to “I’m A Nervous Wreck”

  1. Mike December 20, 2008 at 6:46 pm #

    Just shine your great self and they won’t be a problem. You can always leave and find a yellow mustang to make out in. But really good luck.

    Ah, the Yellow Mustang, thanks for bringing that one up. 🙂 -CS

  2. Unfinished Rambler December 20, 2008 at 7:00 pm #

    Have a few drinks, relax. I’m sure it will be fine. Who knows? Maybe you’ll meet someone else there– and can work on a new record of going without peen. 🙂

    Oh how I’d love to hook up with one of 3D’s friends. God, that would drive him absolutely MAD! -CS

  3. KiKi December 20, 2008 at 7:17 pm #

    I’m routing for you strutting your sassy stuff. Leave ’em quaking in your dust. Plus, the writing material is SOOOOOO endless!

    I”m gonna go watch lame tv and eat more cookies now, so go make us proud! 😛

    I hope you enjoyed your cookies while I tried to avoid getting so drunk that I’d make a fool of myself. -CS

  4. Alex December 20, 2008 at 7:50 pm #

    Freakin hilarious. I have had many a party with the exes friends present and I go all drama-queen about it too. Best of luck!

    Thanks for the well wishes! I made it through unscathed. -CS

  5. Expat December 21, 2008 at 8:20 am #

    So what happened? Don’t leave us hanging!

    For the love, can’t a girl lead a tiny life? I just updated you on the cheating thing and am not answering comments and then I have to go to dinner. You might actually have to wait one more day… -CS

  6. KiKi December 21, 2008 at 3:18 pm #

    Yeah….Spill it, CS!!!

    You are not the boss of me! -CS

  7. conchette December 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm #

    Im with KiKi. SPILL!!!

  8. muskrat December 21, 2008 at 4:34 pm #

    I’m anxious to see what happened, too, but I’m hoping everyone was too into the Christmas spirit to create a scene. Right.

    There were no tears, I can promise you that. -CS

  9. Jane Moneypenny December 21, 2008 at 4:47 pm #

    You and me both, CS! I’ve had so much similar drama in my life lately that it actually makes me feel better when others do, too. 😛 Kidding. Can’t wait to hear what happened!!

    Similar drama leads to strong friendships. 🙂 -CS

  10. Wynn December 21, 2008 at 6:46 pm #

    If that were me, I would for the first time in…. oh no wait that’s never happened to me.. I would for the first time ever forget to lock the bathroom door, and 3d-wynnversion would open the door and all kinds of awkwards would spill out and then I’d be a wreck for an indefinite amount of time.

    Lucky me I’m not going to something like that! Whew.
    Hope it worked out fine for you, I’m waiting for the story.

    Lesson learned: always double check that you actually lock the bathroom door. -CS

  11. uberfrau December 22, 2008 at 2:44 am #

    I too want to know what happened. I hope you stayed away from the mistle toe

    Actually, I took it down and shoved it down my pants and then begged all the hot guys to kiss me under the mistletoe. No one fell for it. -CS

  12. jon December 22, 2008 at 11:59 am #

    Sure we all are dying to kno….but good people of BJHNOM, let’s be patient. It would just be rude to interupt CS on her honeymoon.

  13. Amadeo December 22, 2008 at 3:14 pm #

    I would make it my goal to look as good as possible and be as jovial as I can. If anyone asked me about the realtionship I’d say…”I don’t think it would be appropriate to discuss”. That’s winning all around.

    Know what I did? Exactly that… -CS

  14. kristina December 22, 2008 at 6:45 pm #

    By buses, do you mean the short bus?

    You do know how I like me a short bus! -CS

  15. cocktailsattiffanys December 14, 2010 at 12:09 pm #

    I’ve totally been in this situation before!!! I can’t wait to see what happens!

    -L

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