No F’ing Way Friday (12/19/08)

19 Dec

I don’t know about you, but a bugged eyed freak with yellowing teeth who looks like he has a meth problem doesn’t appeal to me as someone I’d like to get naked with.

What say you about today’s pick: Steve Buscemi


Have you noticed that he ALWAYS looks like he’s been up for 24 hours.  How does someone sustain a look like that?  Better yet, how does someone make that into a bankable look?  Yuck.  I’ve seen male porn stars that are better looking than this guy.  Ugh, yuck.

The man lives in Hollywood.  He gets paid good money.  What on earth could he be spending it on that’s more important than getting his jacked up mouth fixed?  For the love, man!!  Fix that disgusting yellow snaggle tooth.  Every single time I see him acting in something I feel like the snaggle tooth is actually talking to me.  It’s whispering creepy things like, “Hey, Cath, I’m going to get you…”

16 Responses to “No F’ing Way Friday (12/19/08)”

  1. Philly December 19, 2008 at 10:59 am #

    Yeah, he is pretty nasty looking, but great actor !!!

    Sometimes I can’t get past the bug eyes to notice his acting abilities. -CS

  2. Sassy Britches December 19, 2008 at 11:02 am #

    A handsome man he is not – DEFINITELY not – but he can act circles around so many of the pretty boys. As for his snaggle toothed heroin chic look, it’s his trademark. Cindy Crawford didn’t get rid of her mole!

    Yeah, but she’s so much better looking than he is. And I guarantee that if there was hair growing out of that mole that she’d get rid of it. -CS

  3. SouthernBelle December 19, 2008 at 11:18 am #

    You know when a guy gets the opposite of an erection?

    I think I just had the female version of that from looking at this photo.

    Also, can anyone name just ONE successful actress as jacked-up looking as this dude? Thought not.

    I can’t name a single one that is all snaggled tooth like he is. Though Joan Cusack isn’t exactly the prettiest thing in the world. She’s also not as successful as he’s been. -CS

  4. KiKi December 19, 2008 at 11:31 am #


    He always looks like he has crust in his eyes and white goop in the corners of his mouth.

    Ugh! The mouth goop is so f’ing nasty! -CS

  5. HookdnTX December 19, 2008 at 11:34 am #

    I think this is the only case where the absence of the tooth (the snaggle on) would improve the looks of a person…. makes me want to knock it out of his head for him…

    I also looks like he hasn’t brushed those teeth in his life… I wouldn’t EVER share drinks, food, kissing for fear of picking up leftover food from 1992

    Did you notice in the pic it also looks like his gums are browning between his teeth. How’d you like to french kiss him now? -CS

  6. jon December 19, 2008 at 11:55 am #

    We can only assume that he was found in the wilderness feasting on household pets.

    He not the crooked snaggletoof guy for you Catherinette… but maybe for Kirsten Dunst

    That crazy Kiki Dunst. What the hell’s happened to her? -CS

  7. Newmie December 19, 2008 at 12:08 pm #

    I would figure after 100 days, even that snaggle tooth would look good.

    Not even at 100 years. -CS

  8. pistols at dawn December 19, 2008 at 12:44 pm #

    He actually has quite a reputation as a ladies’ man, too. I’ve heard several actors say he’s one of a very few dudes you can’t ever leave your wife alone with for an extended period of time. He gives hope to the rest of us.

    Why on earth would any self respecting woman want to do it with him? Ugh, so f’ing gross. -CS

  9. Maggie Garcia December 19, 2008 at 12:59 pm #

    Maybe it’s the drugs talking, but I LOOOOOOVE Steve Buscemi. Not only would I hit that, I would pursue that shit.

    I’m going to have to stage an intervention. No, really. If you do not accept help today, our relationship will change in the following ways… -CS

  10. Amadeo December 19, 2008 at 3:08 pm #

    Hmmm…has he ever played a crackhead…he could pull it off…easy.

    Or a child molester… -CS

  11. kristina December 19, 2008 at 5:48 pm #

    I think he only ever gets cast as some sort of scum-sucking, dirtbag, loser creep, and appropriately so!

    Perhaps for the “don’t leave your wife alone with him” thing, he has some sort of ability to hypnotize the women with his snaggle-tooth or something like that?

    He’s a super-creep!

    I can see him trying to hypnotize women now…”Look into my snaggletooth. You are feeling sleepy. Very, very sleepy…” -CS
    He’s super-creepy…

  12. foxy luv December 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm #

    You love him! You want to make out with him and lick stuff off of that snaggle tooth all night long and scream let’s do it Resiv. Doggie style.

    OK – I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    You are so freaking disgusting!! -CS

  13. Sam December 19, 2008 at 7:18 pm #

    Eeeeew, it’s creeping me out! Make it stop, make it stop!!

  14. lilikaofthelake December 19, 2008 at 8:47 pm #

    I have a friend who loves him too to the extreme – I am like you more of the superficial beauty shh dont talk and ruin it kind of girl. And you go and be happy. No reason in the world to lower your standards.

    I care far too much about the packaging to ever find someone like this attractive. He repulses me. -CS

  15. Calculon June 3, 2009 at 6:15 pm #

    Some people are not as shallow as you apparently are.

    Traditionally good-looking guys are almost always vapid and boring, with no interests beyond the superficial. I prefer a man who has talent and character, and Buscemi has both. I don’t give a fuck about an askew tooth, and I find it sad that so many people have such pathetic standards.


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